
A station wagon, in a version of a weiner wagon, other than being that of a pussy wagon (in male form).
by mel May 10, 2005

piraterules or guidelines,law aboard a ship,the code of the brethren, set down by the pirates Morgan and Bartholomew
Elizabeth:Wait!You have to take me to shore.According to the code of the order of the brethren -
Barbossa:First,your return to shore was not part of our negotiations nor our agreement so I must do nothing. And secondly,you must be a pirate for the pirate’s code to apply and you’re not.And thirdly, the code is more what you'd call "guidelines" than actual rules. Welcome aboard the Black Pearl, Miss Turner.
Barbossa:First,your return to shore was not part of our negotiations nor our agreement so I must do nothing. And secondly,you must be a pirate for the pirate’s code to apply and you’re not.And thirdly, the code is more what you'd call "guidelines" than actual rules. Welcome aboard the Black Pearl, Miss Turner.
by mel November 24, 2003

Derogatory term referring to religious individuals who follow the Catholic faith and pick and choose which doctrines of the Church they wish to follow and which ones they don't.
"Well, I'm against abortion, euthanasia, and homosexual marriages... But contraceptives are alright in my book."
"You reek of Cafeteria Catholicism -- We're not running a buffet! You can't just go in and get what you want..."
"You reek of Cafeteria Catholicism -- We're not running a buffet! You can't just go in and get what you want..."
by Mel December 3, 2005

It's not quite breakfast, it's not quite lunch, but it comes with a slice of cantaloupe at the end. You don't get completely what you would get at breakfast, but you get a good meal.
Helen Lovejoy: Well, I had just finished eating and was about to leave when I looked over this way and said to myself, "Why, isn't that Marge Simpson over there, having brunch with a man who isn't her husband?"
by Mel January 23, 2006

Initially, the last name of the 2 polish brothers from second city. But used a proper noun. Also used : Shmeng, shmenger, shmengatola
Dude! Don't be a shmengie!
by mel March 21, 2005

Before getting dressed, while pregaming, Wally economically uses his time to shower and booze at the same time consuming his "shower beer".
by Mel March 12, 2004
