MeL's definitions

man

A miserable little pile of secrets!

Richter Belmont: Die, monster! You don't belong in this world!

Vlad Tepes Dracula: It was not by my hand that I am once again given flesh! I was called here by /humans/ who wish to pay me tribute!

Richter: Tribute? You steal men's souls, and make them your slaves!

Dracula: I suppose the same could be said of all religions...

Richter: Your words are as empty as your soul! Mankind ill needs a savior such as you!

Dracula: What is a man? A miserable little pile of secrets! But enough talk... Have at you!

by Mel December 28, 2005

tah tahs

n; boobs, breasts, tits;

She has a set of bodacious tah tahs.

by Mel August 3, 2003

vergina

1. A virgin vagina
2. A womans genital area that hasnt yet been penetrated

my mom doesnt have a virgina

by mel May 13, 2005

Mode

a bent penis

Tri: Dude, Rus has a mode!
Chels: That's so funny!
Tri and Chels: hahahahahaha :D

by Mel March 3, 2003

NLS

When people are trying to be different, so they don't say lol which means laugh out loud, but instead say NLS which means 'NOT LAUGHIN, SMILING' meaning they are not laughing out loud, just grinning, often used when not even smiling.

George: I hope Rover shits on his face.
Lucy: NLS

by Mel February 25, 2003

Oh Shit Handles

Often called "oshes"
They are the handles found above car doors that are usually grasped when a passenger feels that the driver is driving irratically.

When he did 75 around that curve, she had a white knuckle grasp on the oh shit handle.

by Mel March 31, 2004

maris

very hot guy

he is such a maris!

by mel July 4, 2003