Me=Myself=I's definitions

Vagina

The storeroom for the man's cock.
A.K.A pussy

If it is cold in the winter, than leave your cock in a vagina, it will get warm there

by Me=Myself=I August 26, 2020

all-body sex

there are two kinds of all-body sex:
1) the dick is in the vagina, the chest is pressed against the boobs, making out, and the man's fingers are fingering the woman's ass, and the woman the man's.
2) someone lying on his/her back, and every body part is being done sex with.

"I just did all-body sex!"
"nice, which kind?"
"both!!!!!!!!!!"

by Me=Myself=I December 10, 2020

sex gambling

1) when you bet on the first position used in a pornography.
2) when you bet how fast you will cum while having sex.
3) when you gamble on who will cum first in group sex.
anything like that

Dave: "I bet you she will suck his cock first",
Bob: "no way he will fuck her immediately",
George: "are you guys sex gambling?",
Dave: "yeah",
George: "sex gambling is who will cum first, morons",
Bob: "also, and also who will cum first if me and Dave fuck you"

by Me=Myself=I December 20, 2020

mom's boobs

what you don't look at when your mom's talking to you!

if you look at your mom's boobs you will burn in fiery hell for the rest of eternity.
unless your mom's a slut

by Me=Myself=I December 20, 2020

bra

an item of clothing that covers the woman's breasts.

it serves as the woman's top underwear.

every man wishes for the bra to come off. it never does. if it does, they freak out.

by Me=Myself=I December 20, 2020

Sex story

once i had a really hot classmate named Kate. Kate was really hot, and i was lucky enough to be paired with her in a class project.
The day before the project we realized that we didn't do anything. Kate said, "come to my house, we can do it there". So i called my parents and told them I was going to Kate's house to do the project.
When we got to Kate's house it was quite, and I asked Kate, "where are your parents?". "they're on a cruise", she said.
"cool, now lets get started", i said.
We sat down at the table and started discussing what we were doing. All of a sudden I felt Kate's hand start to stroke my thigh. I got really hard. she felt this and smiled at me. I relized what she was doing, and i smiled back, and unzipped my pants.

She took hold of my dick and gave me a handjob. I got really hard, and i started fingering her.

then she got up, and rushed to her bedroom, and i followed. when i got there, she was nude, and had her legs spread open. I quickly stripped, and proceeded to fuck her tight pussy. "FASTER, HARDER", she yelled and I obliged. I was about to cum, when i relized something. "were not wearing condoms", i yelped. "oh, I don't mind", she said, "but if it makes you feel better". she pushed me off, and sucked my dick. "between slurps she said, "now you can cum", so i did. then i positioned myself that way she could suck my dick, and i could eat her out, while caressing her boobs.

if this sex story didn't get you horny, only actual sex will!

by Me=Myself=I December 20, 2020

sex

sex is a way for young couples to express affection, and a way for married couples to make babies.
there are many forms of sex- fuck (dick in vagina), anal fuck (dick in ass), blowjob (dick in mouth), handjob (dick in hand), 69 (partners suck each others dick/vagina at the same time), eating out (vagina in mouth), fingering (vagina in hand), and so much more.

sex without a pill or a condom, is the stork's wake up call, to get back to delivering babies.

by Me=Myself=I December 20, 2020