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Here's a little bit of sex poetry i wrote for my girl:
Every moment i spend with u is worth every buck,
and all i want to do is you to fuck.
I want you to lay me make me thick,
and pull down my pants and just suck my dick.
I want to makeout with you like a bunch of noobs ,
all while i suck and lick your beautiful boobs.
My urges for you are as strong as a t-rex ,
all i wanna do is have sex.
It worked!!!
Every moment i spend with u is worth every buck,
and all i want to do is you to fuck.
I want you to lay me make me thick,
and pull down my pants and just suck my dick.
I want to makeout with you like a bunch of noobs ,
all while i suck and lick your beautiful boobs.
My urges for you are as strong as a t-rex ,
all i wanna do is have sex.
It worked!!!
by Me=Myself=I July 4, 2020
Get the sex poetrymug. once i had a really hot classmate named Kate. Kate was really hot, and i was lucky enough to be paired with her in a class project.
The day before the project we realized that we didn't do anything. Kate said, "come to my house, we can do it there". So i called my parents and told them I was going to Kate's house to do the project.
When we got to Kate's house it was quite, and I asked Kate, "where are your parents?". "they're on a cruise", she said.
"cool, now lets get started", i said.
We sat down at the table and started discussing what we were doing. All of a sudden I felt Kate's hand start to stroke my thigh. I got really hard. she felt this and smiled at me. I relized what she was doing, and i smiled back, and unzipped my pants.
She took hold of my dick and gave me a handjob. I got really hard, and i started fingering her.
The day before the project we realized that we didn't do anything. Kate said, "come to my house, we can do it there". So i called my parents and told them I was going to Kate's house to do the project.
When we got to Kate's house it was quite, and I asked Kate, "where are your parents?". "they're on a cruise", she said.
"cool, now lets get started", i said.
We sat down at the table and started discussing what we were doing. All of a sudden I felt Kate's hand start to stroke my thigh. I got really hard. she felt this and smiled at me. I relized what she was doing, and i smiled back, and unzipped my pants.
She took hold of my dick and gave me a handjob. I got really hard, and i started fingering her.
then she got up, and rushed to her bedroom, and i followed. when i got there, she was nude, and had her legs spread open. I quickly stripped, and proceeded to fuck her tight pussy. "FASTER, HARDER", she yelled and I obliged. I was about to cum, when i relized something. "were not wearing condoms", i yelped. "oh, I don't mind", she said, "but if it makes you feel better". she pushed me off, and sucked my dick. "between slurps she said, "now you can cum", so i did. then i positioned myself that way she could suck my dick, and i could eat her out, while caressing her boobs.
if this sex story didn't get you horny, only actual sex will!
if this sex story didn't get you horny, only actual sex will!
by Me=Myself=I December 20, 2020
Get the Sex storymug. if you look at your mom's boobs you will burn in fiery hell for the rest of eternity.
unless your mom's a slut
unless your mom's a slut
by Me=Myself=I December 20, 2020
Get the mom's boobsmug. none sexual- Roger in lord of the flies has a sense of brutality and a strong sense of bloodlust.
sexual- he had such a lust for her body that he just wanted to be near her naked body.
sexual- he had such a lust for her body that he just wanted to be near her naked body.
by Me=Myself=I December 23, 2020
Get the lustmug. there are two kinds of all-body sex:
1) the dick is in the vagina, the chest is pressed against the boobs, making out, and the man's fingers are fingering the woman's ass, and the woman the man's.
2) someone lying on his/her back, and every body part is being done sex with.
1) the dick is in the vagina, the chest is pressed against the boobs, making out, and the man's fingers are fingering the woman's ass, and the woman the man's.
2) someone lying on his/her back, and every body part is being done sex with.
by Me=Myself=I December 10, 2020
Get the all-body sexmug. 1) when you bet on the first position used in a pornography.
2) when you bet how fast you will cum while having sex.
3) when you gamble on who will cum first in group sex.
anything like that
2) when you bet how fast you will cum while having sex.
3) when you gamble on who will cum first in group sex.
anything like that
Dave: "I bet you she will suck his cock first",
Bob: "no way he will fuck her immediately",
George: "are you guys sex gambling?",
Dave: "yeah",
George: "sex gambling is who will cum first, morons",
Bob: "also, and also who will cum first if me and Dave fuck you"
Bob: "no way he will fuck her immediately",
George: "are you guys sex gambling?",
Dave: "yeah",
George: "sex gambling is who will cum first, morons",
Bob: "also, and also who will cum first if me and Dave fuck you"
by Me=Myself=I December 20, 2020
Get the sex gamblingmug. Anna: "I'm running low on money, and I need to pay taxes",
Mark: "I'll pay your taxes for you if you sleep with me tonight",
Anna: "no way, fuck off",
Mark: "no, I'm going to fuck you",
Anna: "you're such a sex taxer"
Mark: "I'll pay your taxes for you if you sleep with me tonight",
Anna: "no way, fuck off",
Mark: "no, I'm going to fuck you",
Anna: "you're such a sex taxer"
by Me=Myself=I December 23, 2020
Get the sex taxermug.