Maxwell's definitions

diana li

An awsome kid who shoudl never leave GFS. has mad skills at typing w/ her nose.

ASSHOLE:Diana is a goth bitch
ME: WTF? diana is awsome *bitch slap*

by Maxwell December 12, 2004

Po

African American for the word poor.

I blames da White man cuz Iz so po.

by Maxwell October 12, 2004

Monicaudo

A cigar inserted into the vagina of a white house intern named Monica. Popularized by our former president Bill Clinton. (Not to be confused with Macanudo cigars.)

The creation of the Monicaudo cigar occurred in the White House Oval Office.

by Maxwell March 16, 2005

Britney Spears

The cause of wet mattresses belonging to teenage boys.

I woke up with a wet spot on my mattress this morning because I fantasized about Britney Spears last night.

by Maxwell June 29, 2004

telemundo

a Spanish speaking television station here in Chicago with soap operas that have hot looking senoritas (mexican females) in them.

I cannot understand a word of spanish, but I enjoy watching those hot looking soap opera babes on telemundo tv. They always give me an instant hard on.

by Maxwell June 29, 2004

Doe

African American word for door.

Tyrone kicked in the front doe of that apartment to rape the bitch inside and steal her TV.

by Maxwell August 30, 2004

Silence Of The Lambs

It’s not a movie. It’s something that happens when a hillbilly walks into a barn.

Self-explanatory if you use your imagination.

by Maxwell February 21, 2005