Maxwell's definitions

Birfday

An African American word for birthday.

Natasha gave birf to her 3rd child on her 17th birfday.

by Maxwell January 18, 2005

Britney Spears

The cause of wet mattresses belonging to teenage boys.

I woke up with a wet spot on my mattress this morning because I fantasized about Britney Spears last night.

by Maxwell June 29, 2004

telemundo

a Spanish speaking television station here in Chicago with soap operas that have hot looking senoritas (mexican females) in them.

I cannot understand a word of spanish, but I enjoy watching those hot looking soap opera babes on telemundo tv. They always give me an instant hard on.

by Maxwell June 29, 2004

Po

African American for the word poor.

I blames da White man cuz Iz so po.

by Maxwell October 12, 2004

two in the pink and one in the stink

Manual hand stimulation of the female genitals and anal area whereas two fingers are inserted into the vagina (pink) and one in the anus (stink).

Sara likes two in the pink and one in the stink before sex.

by Maxwell December 19, 2003

Silence Of The Lambs

It’s not a movie. It’s something that happens when a hillbilly walks into a barn.

Self-explanatory if you use your imagination.

by Maxwell February 21, 2005

Doe

African American word for door.

Tyrone kicked in the front doe of that apartment to rape the bitch inside and steal her TV.

by Maxwell August 30, 2004