Max L.'s definitions

dial a beast

An act usually performed late at night in a drunken stuper
when the person resorts to calling late night ugly booty calls.

Hey where's Andy at?
Oh he could'nt land a skank at the bar so he's probably at home playing dial a beast.

by Max L. May 16, 2007

prune paste

To totally destroy something or somebody.

Man, did you see that semi truck prune paste that squirrel.

by Max L. May 16, 2007

harvest time in the zucchini patch

A coloqial term used to dicreetly tell your women that your ready to give her the stiffy stab.

Hey Baby,
It's harvest time in the zucchini patch. Would you pound that daquiri so we can get out of here.

by Max L. May 16, 2007

crumguzzler

A person who turns up a bag of chips, pretzels or any crummy food product to finish off the remnants

Hey check out that fat crumguzzler chugging that Dorito dust!

by Max L. May 16, 2007

punesault

Like a somersault except the female lands spread eagle directly on her vag.

My name is Joe Blow you should be payin me.
Here's two dollars go punesault into a vat of duche.

by Max L. May 16, 2007

crustmobile

A vehicle driven by someone who sux or is lame.

Yeah I heard that principle Wade drove his crustmobile off a cliff and it exploded.

by Max L. May 20, 2007

bomb fart

The act of farting into your cupped hand and quickly hurling it into a nearby face.

If your woman is bitchin and you're over it period, just give her a bomb fart and tell her to pack her shit and make like a tree.

by Max L. May 16, 2007