crustmobile 

A vehicle driven by someone who sux or is lame.

Yeah I heard that principle Wade drove his crustmobile off a cliff and it exploded.

crustmobile by Max L. May 20, 2007

Cuntmobile 

An automobile driven by a cunt. Usually dented, dinged and scratched due to the driver's habit of simultaneously caking makeup over her ugly, gabbing on the cellphone, trying to find a station playing her favorite top-40 pop song, sipping an extra large double foam half-caf caramel iced latte with 4 Splendas, and beating her fatherless whelps in the back seat, instead of paying attention to traffic. A cuntmobile's engine noise typifies neglect of regular oil changes and tuneups, and the brakes tend to squeal at every stop as few cunts understand the importance of changing pads (brake or otherwise).

"Jesus Joey, wasn't your neighbor's car new a month ago? it's all dinged and scratched already" "Yeah, last month it was a new automobile, now it's a broken-in cuntmobile."

Cuntmobile by ninjadick March 7, 2010

Causemobile

A vehicle adorned with multiple bumper stickers that feature political, activist, or other cause-related messaging; esp. those which are ostentatiously self-righteous

I was stuck in traffic behind a real causemobile on the way to work today. Funny enough though, the experience did nothing to change my stance on abortion.

Causemobile by Earl Anderson July 19, 2017

chrome covered cuntmobile

1) Any chromed, flashy, tricked-out, or pretentious looking car designed soley for attracting shallow minded women.

2) Any chromed, flashy, tricked-out, or pretentious looking car driven by a pimp.

Tim: "Check-out Danny In is chrome covered cuntmobile!"

John: "Think He'll pick-up chicks in that thing?"

Tim: "Hell! You already know he's a pimp with ten years experience!"

chrome covered cuntmobile by Carl J. Maltese May 17, 2007

Cuntmobile 

A vehicle whose driver cares not about other road users or the environment a.k.a. a Range Rover

He drove his cuntmobile to Barnard castle to get an eye test

Cuntmobile by JL February 8, 2021

Cuntmobile 

A major bitch; a really mean ass woman; A female who has no regards for others' feelings.

Ya know that, Jeanie is a real Cuntmobile!

Cuntmobile by PugLuv~* March 26, 2003