Max Hardcore's definitions

prata

Jaffa term equivalent to puberty, a time at which the ceremony of implantation occurs and a young Jaffa receives his or her first prim'tah (larval Goa'uld symbiote). If one is not given, the child will die, as many Jaffa groups have been genetically engineered to become dependent on symbiotes.

when teal'c reached the age of prata, he underwent the prim'tah ceremony

by Max Hardcore November 30, 2004

Isro

A big Jewish Afro. Also called a JewFro or an Ezro.

Chaim is rocking out his Isro.

by max hardcore November 30, 2004

PRIM'TAH

1. Goa'uld term for a larval Goa'uld symbiote.

2. The ceremony in which a young Jaffa, upon reaching the Age of Prata, is implanted with his or her first larval symbiote. The ceremony creates a pouch for the symbiote in the Jaffa's abdomen. Upon reaching this age, a Jaffa child's normal immune system begins to fail due to the Goa'uld's genetic manipulation of their race, and the child must take a symbiote in order to survive.

1. teal'c has a prim'tah inside him

2. young teal'c underwent the horrible prim'tah ceremony

by Max Hardcore November 30, 2004

symbiote

The snake-like Goa'uld parasites that forcibly take human hosts, and possess a thirst for power and worship. They have enslaved countless worlds, using their inhabitants as hosts, soldiers, miners, and personal slaves.

Shit theres a Goa'uld symbiote inside me get it out!

by Max Hardcore November 30, 2004

kelnorim

A form of deep meditation, which Jaffa are required to perform on a regular basis in order to survive. During Kelnorim, both Jaffa and symbiote are as one being, giving the symbiote, if needed, the instructions it needs to repair injuries or illness in the body.

teal'c went into a state of kelnorim

by Max Hardcore November 30, 2004

soju

Korean potato liquor. Called shochu in Japan where it is only drunk by low class people and bums

soju tastes good with a meal of dog meat

by max hardcore November 30, 2004

ITK

"In The Know."

Used by soccer hooligans to describe each other.

oi you see that wanker
yeah i know him, he's ITK

by max hardcore December 1, 2004