Max's definitions

light green

what you want your weed to look like

dude check out these nugs, this is some light green shit dog
want a gram of some light green?

by max March 13, 2005

earlier

Means hello ,the opposite of the word 'later' (duh)

"Earlier"

"alright man"

by max May 19, 2005

Fetty, D.W.

Person who is mentally or chemically imbalanced; (2) A local idiot or nutcase; (3) Anyone who is held in extreme hatred; (4) Person who belives in total ditatorship but is incapable of running his or her own life; (5) Someone who is in need of psychological evaluation and/or therapy.

The fire chief is a real Fetty.

by Max December 1, 2004

dick whisker

A pesky hair growing on the shaft of the penis; or a particularly annoying person (usually male).

Ouch, something is pulling on one of my dick whiskers; or
I can't stand hanging around with Ken because he is such a dick whisker.

by Max December 30, 2004

Dem G's

shoes

"Yo dawg, lemme rock dem G's

by Max August 3, 2003

loose

When you are not quite sober and not quite drunk. Your game is at its best at this point.

I had two beers last night and was really loose.

by Max January 9, 2005

chocolate pancake

A man takes a large shit on a woman's chest and hits it firmly with a canoe paddle (or any other near by object). Optional: Syrup can be added to the pancake by pissing all over the now flattend shit.

This activity is best done in someone else's bedroom.

Dude, I executed the best chocolate pancake the other night! And since I'd be drinkin, there was plenty of syrup to go around!

by Max August 19, 2004