Sick Bastard

Noun. Singular.
Synonym: Sick Fuck

Definition: A person whose sense of humor is leaps and bounds more rude and crude than that of the people with whom they associate.

"My WASband wanted to give me a Cleveland Steamer after eating hard boiled eggs and beer. That sick bastard."

by Maven April 16, 2004

Celebriskank

Noun. Singular.

Synonym: "White Trash Famous Folk," although not limited to just whities.

Definition: A famous woman, usually of low self-esteem, who thinks that her money, status or beauty is excuse enough for her to do outrageously inappropriate or lewd things, usually in public.

See Also:

Courtney Love
Madonna (Pre-Kabbalah)
Britney Spears (lip locked w/Madonna)
Kelly Osbourne (pre-rehab)
Janet Jackson
Anne Heche ("Celestia")

by Maven May 05, 2004

Pharmacopia

Noun. Plural.

Definition: An odd collection of medications (over the counter and/or prescription), vitamins, supplements and other assorted capsules or tablets, usually in a medicine cabinet or in one's desk drawer at work.

"Holy Hannah! Look at Susie's pharmacopia! She's got all the fixin's for a crystal meth lab!"

by Maven April 16, 2004

Ajewtrements

Noun.

Definition: Items like prayer shawls, yarmulkes, siddurs/prayer books, tefillin, and other items inherently Jewish used for worship.

"Oy Morty, look at the way Moshe is wearing his yarmulke, jaunty like a beret."

by Maven April 16, 2004

Poonany NonGrata

Adjective.

Definition: A playah who is denied access to a woman's "playground in her pants."

"When he came home last night with some one else's stank on his hang down, he became Poonany Nongrata."

by Maven April 16, 2004

Asstastic

Adjective.
Definition 1: A complimentary statement of one's posterior.
Synonym: Bootylicious

Definition 2: A durogatory comment regarding someone who excels at being a fantastic asshole.
Synonym: Colossus Assholus

Example 1: "Gee, these pants make my rear end look asstastic!!"

Example 2: "My ex was asstastic, he left me destitute."

by Maven April 15, 2004

At C Level

Noun (place).

Definition: Where you'd be if you were administering fellatio or cunnilingus (aka "oral treats").

"Whilst receiving oral treats, it's good form not to fart while the giver is at C Level."

by Maven April 16, 2004