Matthew678's definitions

S-word

Used as a euphemistic reference to the word sh*t without actually saying it.

I can't believe he said the S-word in front of me!

by Matthew678 February 15, 2019

Blooming

A word that can either be used as a very mild swear word or a euphemism for bloody.

Gosh darnit!! I lost my blooming watch!

by Matthew678 January 16, 2019

Coot

A euphemism for c*nt when you don't want to swear.

Shut the fudge up you coot!

by Matthew678 May 16, 2019

Bullcrud

A polite way of saying bulls**t or bullcrap.

That's bullcrud!

by Matthew678 July 3, 2019

Dumbbutt

Like dumba** but more appropriate to use.

That guy is such a dumbbutt!

by Matthew678 August 20, 2019

For heck's sake

Just like for fuck's sake but way less offensive.

Give me my freakin' iPhone back for heck's sake!

by Matthew678 January 9, 2019

Confound it!

Used to express surprise, frustration or anger. Term that can be used as a non-offensive replacement for damn it or goddamn it.

Confound it! I can't find my darned keys!

by Matthew678 March 18, 2019