Matthew678's definitions

Truck off

A funny way of saying f**k off without swearing.

Guy 1: Hello mothertrucker!

Guy 2: Truck off!

by Matthew678 May 8, 2019

Shut the front gate

A synonym for shut the front door and a useful expression for shut the f**k up without really swearing.

Person 1: Can you say the F-word?

Person 2: Shut the front gate!!

by Matthew678 March 22, 2019

Fairy godmother

Used as a euphemism for f***ing c*cks*cker that was used in the TV edited version of The Usual Suspects.

Hand me the keys you fairy godmother!

by Matthew678 January 14, 2019

Dumbalps

A funnier way of calling someone a dumb@$$ without swearing.

Stop stealing my stuff for no reason you dumbalps!

by Matthew678 May 19, 2019

Blooming

A word that can either be used as a very mild swear word or a euphemism for bloody.

Gosh darnit!! I lost my blooming watch!

by Matthew678 January 16, 2019

Alpshole

A cleaner version of calling someone an a**hole without swearing.

Stop stealing my stuff you alpshole!

by Matthew678 April 18, 2019

Trucking

Can also be used as a euphemism for f***ing when you don't want to swear.

That video was so trucking funny!

by Matthew678 May 18, 2019