Cotton-picking

A G-rated replacement for the F-word.

That makes no cotton-picking sense!

by Matthew678 May 24, 2019

For heck's sake

Just like for fuck's sake but way less offensive.

Give me my freakin' iPhone back for heck's sake!

by Matthew678 January 09, 2019

Crap

Not only crap is a swear word or just an impolite word, it can also be a euphemism for sh*t.

What is this crap?!

by Matthew678 March 18, 2019

Alps

Can also be used as a replacement for ass when you don't want to swear.

I will kick your alps!

by Matthew678 May 16, 2019

Coot

A euphemism for c*nt when you don't want to swear.

Shut the fudge up you coot!

by Matthew678 May 17, 2019

Roostersucker

Used by people who feel like swearing but without actually swearing by using rooster as a synonym for cock.

That idiotic roostersucker wouldn't move out of my flippin' way!

by Matthew678 February 12, 2019

Shut the flip up

It's like shut the f**k up, but less vulgar.

Person 1: Can you say the F-word?

Person 2: Shut the flip up!

by Matthew678 March 16, 2019