Definitions by Matthew678

Cotton-picking 

A G-rated replacement for the F-word.

That makes no cotton-picking sense!

Cotton-picking by Matthew678 May 24, 2019

Corksipper 

A cool euphemism for c**ksucker when you can't really swear.

Hand me the keys you fudging corksipper!

Corksipper by Matthew678 May 20, 2019

Dumbalps 

A funnier way of calling someone a dumb@$$ without swearing.

Stop stealing my stuff for no reason you dumbalps!

Dumbalps by Matthew678 May 19, 2019

Trucking 

Can also be used as a euphemism for f***ing when you don't want to swear.

That video was so trucking funny!

Trucking by Matthew678 May 18, 2019

Alps

Can also be used as a replacement for ass when you don't want to swear.

I will kick your alps!

Alps by Matthew678 May 16, 2019

Coot 

A euphemism for c*nt when you don't want to swear.

Shut the fudge up you coot!

Coot by Matthew678 May 16, 2019

Fudge 

A child-friendly substitute for f*ck when you don't want to swear.

Fudge! I'm so tired of this fudging homework!

Fudge by Matthew678 May 13, 2019