Matthew678's definitions

Cotton-picking

A G-rated replacement for the F-word.

That makes no cotton-picking sense!

by Matthew678 May 24, 2019

Corksipper

A cool euphemism for c**ksucker when you can't really swear.

Hand me the keys you fudging corksipper!

by Matthew678 May 20, 2019

Dumbalps

A funnier way of calling someone a dumb@$$ without swearing.

Stop stealing my stuff for no reason you dumbalps!

by Matthew678 May 19, 2019

Trucking

Can also be used as a euphemism for f***ing when you don't want to swear.

That video was so trucking funny!

by Matthew678 May 18, 2019

Alps

Can also be used as a replacement for ass when you don't want to swear.

I will kick your alps!

by Matthew678 May 16, 2019

Coot

A euphemism for c*nt when you don't want to swear.

Shut the fudge up you coot!

by Matthew678 May 16, 2019

Fudge

A child-friendly substitute for f*ck when you don't want to swear.

Fudge! I'm so tired of this fudging homework!

by Matthew678 May 13, 2019