Alpshole

A cleaner version of calling someone an a**hole without swearing.

Stop stealing my stuff you alpshole!

by Matthew678 April 18, 2019

Confound it!

Used to express surprise, frustration or anger. Term that can be used as a non-offensive replacement for damn it or goddamn it.

Confound it! I can't find my darned keys!

by Matthew678 March 18, 2019

Go to heck

A euphemism and a funny way of saying go to hell.

John: Dude, you are the worst Mario Kart 8 Deluxe player ever!

Matt: Go to heck!

by Matthew678 December 22, 2018