stringer

one who goes down on his wife while eating a sandwich

That dude is a nasty stringer.

by matthew December 01, 2003

clag

learned from speed tv: Clag is the bits of rubber that get thrown off the tires to the side of the road outside the racing-line.

I have walked the track after a race, and they are often small specks to marble sized, and less-frequently but noticable golf-ball sized.

by Matthew May 23, 2004

wev

pirple creature thing with no arms or legs

purple playtpus with no arms or legs

by matthew December 24, 2004

engiminous

1. sketchy; shady
2. confusing; bewildering

1.He carried himself engiminously in the shadows.

2. "This is quite the engiminous situation we've gotten ourselves into."

by Matthew December 18, 2002

guacamole

any amount of fecal matter in a vagina.

i told Jessica not to whipe back to front, now she's got guacamole all over her taco.

by Matthew April 21, 2005

zip

1. To have sex or to perform sexual acts with someone. To have Zip
Probably because of the noise made before this act!
2. Can be said when someone has said something that can sound rude but isnt meant to be!

1. I'm gonna give her zip tonight!
2. I can't wait to see Andrew tonight *ZIP*

by Matthew February 15, 2004

Habbo

The quickest online chatline to get an online mate.

"A/s/l" (Personal details - Age/Sex/Location)

"16/m/Canada"

"You're hot want to be my boyfriend/girlfriend?"

"Sure, what's your a/s/l?"

by Matthew May 13, 2005