fuckmook

A complete and total dumbass; a moron oblivious to their surroundings; one who is unable to grasp the obvious.

Derived from the character of Sheldon Sands in the film Once Upon a Time in Mexico.

I can't see, fuckmook, I have no eyes!

by Matthew May 10, 2004

knai

1. A blatant typo, during the execution of "lmao" the fingers are set upon the incorrect keys, in fact, one too many to the left, on the right hand. This results in "knai"

hahah... that's funny! knai!... lmao*

by Matthew July 26, 2003

ShitBitch

A young cumguzzling metrosexual, often employed at places like Starbucks or the local art museum.

That's a nice new scarf you have there, ShitBitch!

by Matthew January 30, 2004

Karebear

The most kick ass bestfriend a guy could ask for. See also "Chicklit" and "Raverzdelite"

Messing with my karebear is bad for your health.

by Matthew April 19, 2004

lean back

Ma Man Fat Joe doing His thang doin da lean back da hottest song and dance of da summer take dat white people yal whites need to learn to dance

Fat joe Leaning back

by Matthew January 25, 2005

Ja Rule

A stain in your underwear caused by insufficient wiping.

I had to do an extra load of laundry to get the Ja Rules off my whites.

by Matthew November 01, 2004

Yargh

verb
an upward smack to the top back portion of the recipiants head. 1)it must contact with the place where the bird nest bald spot usually appears. 2)the pirate must shout YARG at the top of his lungs while performing a yargh

1) if someone was to jank the spare tank of gas from yer motor scooter, you go up to the gas pirate and exclaim 'why i aughta yargh you fer that!'
2)never yargh yer mother

by Matthew February 20, 2005