When you get done giving the 'ole bone to the beaver and you forget to wipe off the excess juices so they crusty and next time you get a boner, the crust snaps off and looks like dust
Kid: "Is someone in this room smoking?"
Me: "No, that's just my bonerdust from this morning... sorry bro!"
When you jizz in your hand, then slap your face out of confusion and excitement
"After giving myself the reach around, the pleasure was so intense I completely splerfed myself!"
When your grandpa poops, saves it for 8 years, bakes a pie with it, then you take it and shove it roughly inside your asshole
Pronounced: PIH - STOO - FLEE
"Finally, the pistuffley is complete! Thanks grandpa! I love you with all of my heart!"
"Anytime, sonny boy."
When a group of naked guys form a circle and then spin in circles so their boners slap each other.
*thwap* *thwap* *thwap*
Stupid Kid: "Dad, what's that noise coming from upstairs?"
Dad: "Oh, that's just our ligger line! Wanna come join us?"
Stupid Kid: "Yeah!!! YAY!!! Woohoo!!!"
When your oldest sister cuts her toenails and you shove them up your urethra and then let them sauté in your urethra juice for about 4.5 hours then pee them back into your sisters mouth
Pronounced: Two - Pee - Thurr
"Me and my sis were bored so we definitely pulled a topeethur. My pee was blue from her toenail paint. It was stellar."
When you are walking in the park and a mentally retarded ghost gives you the reach around.
"Dude, I was walking my dog when I got a stellar spookjob!"
Pissing all over yourself, letting it dry, then rolling around in a relatives bed.
"I got home from spring break to find out my grandma decided to pull a plissy all over my new Nascar bed sheets!"