Definitions by Matt Markel

Ligger Line 

When a group of naked guys form a circle and then spin in circles so their boners slap each other.

*thwap* *thwap* *thwap*

Stupid Kid: "Dad, what's that noise coming from upstairs?"

Dad: "Oh, that's just our ligger line! Wanna come join us?"

Stupid Kid: "Yeah!!! YAY!!! Woohoo!!!"

Ligger Line by Matt Markel November 28, 2009

Bonerdust 

Bonerdust (Boe-Nerr-Dust)

When you get done giving the 'ole bone to the beaver and you forget to wipe off the excess juices so they crusty and next time you get a boner, the crust snaps off and looks like dust

Kid: "Is someone in this room smoking?"
Me: "No, that's just my bonerdust from this morning... sorry bro!"

Bonerdust by Matt Markel July 3, 2009

Plissy 

Pissing all over yourself, letting it dry, then rolling around in a relatives bed.

"I got home from spring break to find out my grandma decided to pull a plissy all over my new Nascar bed sheets!"

Plissy by Matt Markel May 21, 2008

Splerf 

When you jizz in your hand, then slap your face out of confusion and excitement

"After giving myself the reach around, the pleasure was so intense I completely splerfed myself!"

Splerf by Matt Markel May 21, 2008

Pistuffley 

When your grandpa poops, saves it for 8 years, bakes a pie with it, then you take it and shove it roughly inside your asshole

Pronounced: PIH - STOO - FLEE

"Finally, the pistuffley is complete! Thanks grandpa! I love you with all of my heart!"

"Anytime, sonny boy."

Pistuffley by Matt Markel May 21, 2008

Tectum 

After a baby loses its first tooth, you take it and shove it roughly inside your asshole

"My cousin lost her first tooth, so I decided to just bust out the tectum. It felt sooo good rubbing against my rectum."

Tectum by Matt Markel May 21, 2008

Topeethur 

When your oldest sister cuts her toenails and you shove them up your urethra and then let them sauté in your urethra juice for about 4.5 hours then pee them back into your sisters mouth

Pronounced: Two - Pee - Thurr

"Me and my sis were bored so we definitely pulled a topeethur. My pee was blue from her toenail paint. It was stellar."

Topeethur by Matt Markel May 21, 2008