conploy

Conploy means 'to employ someone with the intention of firing them'. Its etymology comes from 'con', meaning a rip off or scam and 'ploy', the ending of the word 'employ' on which this word is based.

(Source and origin: www.insidereality.net/index.php?itemid=281)

"I can't believe he conployed you"
"I was conployed"

by Matt April 22, 2005

cut-balls

Question where whatever you will answer will be wrong.

Girlfriend: Matt,do you watch porn?
Matt: *thinks* "ok, if I say no, I'm a liar, if I say yes, I'm a pervert."

by Matt November 23, 2004

plympton

A suburb of Plymouth Devon UK. Home of Black Friday. Where all the posh people with money in Plymouth live.

I live in Plympton. I have to get the bus to go out in union street

by Matt October 20, 2004

Pampy

Someone who gets owned all the time like mostly half breeds or just quar lookin kids

The Example of the perfect pampy is Mark Dlepiero Cause he is not white but a half breed who always gets owned

by Matt December 19, 2004

guh

a word that expresses confusion. or annoyance

guh! i cant find it!

guh?

by Matt July 13, 2004

L.L.B

Large booty blonde

Damn check out that LBB

by matt October 12, 2003

put down to sleep

A word or phrase people think of to avoid the truth, that "putting someone/thing down to sleep" is simply killing.

"Put down to sleep" is almost always used in the meaning of giving a pet animal a shot which will kill them, in order to put it out of its misery of a fatal sickness.

See also: abortion, silence

I guess we have to ki-- *cough* I mean, put our dog down to sleep, cuz it has SARS.

by Matt May 09, 2003