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Conpoy
Derived from ancient Mesopotamian cruniform, the legend of Conpoy is one that lives on in the hearts if historians as well as humanity. Being born at the age of 16 life didn’t come easy to Conpoy. His many learning disabilities caused him to be shunned by Mesopotamian scholars and by extent its citizens. Conpoy had no choice but to escape from the shackles of civilization and live abroad in the wilderness sustaining himself off rattlesnake meat, poisonous mushrooms, and coon-tails. It was in his time away from civilization that he made such unforgettable contributions to the human race such as wheat cultivation, early written language, the hunting yo-yo and the BMX bike. By Conpoy eventually died around 6000 BCE roughly at the age of 18. His husked skeleton was separated and now inhabits the Library of Congress, Mark Zuckerburg’s compounds, and The Vatican.
I’m telling you bro he slurped that rattlesnake up like a piece of spaghetti! He’s a regular Conpoy!!!
Conpoy by Barry B. Buttsauce September 24, 2021
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EBK
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Blexas
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Ratfucker
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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