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Definitions by Matt

Fat squirrel 

=Fatticus Squirrelicus=

A severely plump and/or obese, turbo-nipped, short, male (or hairy female...we cant tell) with brown skin matching that of a squirrels. Squeals and will eat anything....Anything.
Person 1: Dave, you fat squirrel get your squirrely hands off my meatball sub!
Person 2: Yeah u mass of lard with a "face" and a "name"
Fat squirrel by Matt January 28, 2005

quasiturbine 

The Quasiturbine (Qurbine) is a no crankshaft rotary engine having a 4 faces articulated rotor with a free and accessible centre, rotating without vibration nor dead time, and producing a strong torque at low RPM under a variety of modes and fuels. The Quasiturbine is also an optimization theory for extremely compact and efficient engine concepts.
The Quasiturbine's high power-to-weight ratio makes it exceptionally suitable for aircraft engine and its no-vibration attributes make it suitable for use in, for example: chainsaws, powered parachutes or snowmobiles. Variations on the basic Quasiturbine design also have applications as air compressors and as supercharger.
quasiturbine by matt January 27, 2005
the short form of "shut teh fuck up" used when some one proves you wrong, but you do not want to admit it. or to simply shut someone up.
"Ryan you are wrong" "elizabeth sha sha"
sha sha by matt January 26, 2005
Benh aka Ben "FAP" Hamilton - Ben is the bastard step child of a local drunk known as "Jimmy" Ben received his nick name by loosing several games of "Cracker". After being treated for the oral herpes he received in the process Ben decided that he would no longer gamble on his ability to Fap, but do it in private, where the only STD's he can contract our his own from his own fap juice.
Holy crap, look at benh fap away! If he doesn't fapulate soon he will loose the contest, then he will have to eat the whole fappin lot of crackers!
benh by Matt January 26, 2005

sha-nay-nay 

going down a hill on an inner tube, where one person is on the bottom, with one, two or three people on top.
"Sha-nay-nay time, sorry lepper boy, your left out."
sha-nay-nay by matt January 26, 2005
Retarded redneck who is also gay. He laughs like a total idiot and is the worst speaker ever.
Disknfbjdbjg dhbgdhbdjhbdj fksldhfklshfsjdem teachers are da skhfb stuupid!
Rosso by Matt January 26, 2005

gwen stefani 

See Yoko Ono and replace "The Beatles" with "Bush."
Gavin Rosdale is whipped for Gwen, not that I can blame him....
gwen stefani by Matt January 26, 2005