Definitions by Matt

happy meal surprise 

It is when a guy is doing a woman from behind and pulls his penis out and spits on her back to say he has already cummed, so the lady turns around and he blows it in her face!

ahhh done(the guy). ok(the girl). Bang in your face bitch(the guy)!

happy meal surprise by Matt February 23, 2005

28 days 

a fuckin crazy aussie band that deserves far more recognition...they also love drinking and drugs, no to mention being dickheads

1) 28 days are fuckin rad

2) 28 days can fuck off

28 days by Matt February 22, 2005

CMS 

Cant Make System.

Cannot make a good cms System.

THW-Dave Cant Make Systems!

CMS by Matt February 22, 2005

pack 

v. To eat lots of absorbant foods such as bread and pancakes and drink lots of water before you go drinking. Packing gives you the ability to drink more in one night and helps prevent the severity of a hangover, or just prevent the hangover all together.

Johnny packed before he drank and is hangover-free!

pack by Matt February 20, 2005

pokey jabby

What we use to mix a bowl of partially smoked ganja. Usually a screwdriver of some sort or a pair of tweezers.

The bowl ain't done... let me pull out my pokey jabby.

pokey jabby by matt February 20, 2005

Tomasian 

An "Asian" who is exhibiting a healthy red glow, often caused by the "Asian" being inebriated by a relatively low dose of alcohol.

"You're such a Tomasian Huy!!!"

Tomasian by Matt February 20, 2005

Gill 

Form of currency in the Final Fantasy world. Used in exchange for goods and serveices.

Shop Keeper: That'll be 250 Gill

Homeless Man: Will dance for Gill

Gill by Matt February 19, 2005