Matt's definitions

chotch

To exemplify the actions of Brett Sullivan

That kid is such a chotch! He reminds me of Brett.

by matt February 1, 2005

television

Mankind's greatest and worst achievement.

I looked at an educational program and then watched Pimp My Ride.

by Matt March 14, 2005

polanis

Adj. - To really suck at every aspect at life and have a really shitty mustache. An all-around loser.

Also see choach.

"Haha, drop that slut, she's so polanis."
"I can't believe you fucked that up, you're so polanis!"

by matt March 2, 2004

captian morgan

when you finger a chick on her period and you draw a mustache on her face.

Dude I gave some chick a captian morgan.

by Matt April 1, 2005

sha sha

the short form of "shut teh fuck up" used when some one proves you wrong, but you do not want to admit it. or to simply shut someone up.

"Ryan you are wrong" "elizabeth sha sha"

by matt January 26, 2005

LynxSis

LynxSis or <Lynx(Cat)> /Sis<nomeaning>/

Some say his origin is unknown, some say he is a mystic beast...But all know him as the m3nliest creature of Canada.

<LynxSis> I am m3n k.
<hatter> bs
<LynxSis> Rawr!!!
*hatter hides*

by Matt April 9, 2005

toytr

Adj. Descirbing how insanely cool something is.

Was accidentally discovered by a typo during a conversation with a dear, dear friend.

Holy shit, you skrizewd her?? That shit is toytr.

by Matt April 22, 2004