Definitions by Matt

school

Where they hire all of the Mean people whos jobs are to make your life hell. Its the place where you can go and fall asleep to the teachers voices. They allow you to do this, But then get all pissed when the exams come and you dont remember learning this Stuff... They Also will give you bad grades when you fail a test. The reason you mostly fail is because the smartest kid in the class has moved to the other end of the class

Teacher: YOU GOT A 64% on this test!!!
You: Thats passing...Isnt it?
(if this fails, then try the following)

Teacher: YOU GOT A 64% ON THIS TEST!!!
You: ITS YOUR OWN FAULT!!! YOU MOVED ME AWAY FROM THE SMARTEST KID IN THE CLASS!!! (then start crying and run out of the room)

school by Matt January 15, 2004

Idaho Shake 

To take a shit on one leg and with the other leg dip your foot in the shit and smear all over someones face

Im going to pull an idaho skae on yur ass

Idaho Shake by matt January 14, 2004

Overholser

Gauging your friend's level of acceptance with your potential participation in a homosexual act(s) or performance(s)

Chris "overholsed" his friends when he told them that the girl he was dating used to strap one on with her ex-boyfriend.

After the "overholsing" Brady was really conflicted on pursuing his late night rendevous with Josh at the lifeguard stand

Overholser by Matt January 13, 2004

Cut Short 

one asks another this to save them a quarter of their alredy lit cigerette.

Hey can u cut me short.or
Can i get shorts.

Cut Short by Matt January 13, 2004

boguard 

someone who keeps lighting the weed after its already burning,they try to get a bigger hit but their just being stupid

stop boguardin' the bowl

boguard by Matt January 13, 2004

stuipid 

how stupid person spells stupid
a stupid way of spelling stupid
sometimes how potheads who try to type too fast spell it,i know from expireance

i am stuipid

stuipid by Matt January 13, 2004

pig 

A four legged animal that produces all kinds of great meats... ham... bacon... pork roll

Look at that pig.

pig by Matt January 11, 2004