Definitions by Matt

salesmonkey 

A monkey, live or stuffed, used to sell a product.

Like in that Dodge Commercial : "Dude, what is that?" - "It's a .. a ... sales monkey"

salesmonkey by Matt February 9, 2004

fladong 

The same thing as a turkey slap, slap a girl in the face with your penis.

Man, If he/she doesn't shut up I am gonna fladong the hell out of him/her.

fladong by Matt February 9, 2004

rush

God in musician form.

Neil Peart
Alex Lifeson
Geddy Lee

rush by Matt February 9, 2004

fagocism

An individual who displays homosexual qualities. A queer or a fudgepacker.

Max loves to frolic in the strawberry patch with other men. He is definately showing signs of fagocism.

fagocism by Matt February 8, 2004

S2000 

A two seater convertible manufactured by Honda of Japan. Currently the highest reving mass produced engine in the world. Known to elicit great joy and excitement from drivers who push the RPMS to 9K. World class handling and a superb 6 speed gearbox define this automotive marvel. Its 2 liter engine makes an incredible 240 HP which helps this car dominate the competition in the twisties. A force to be reckoned with and a purists dream come true. The best bang for the buck bar none.

Matt powerdrifted through the twisties in his S2000 which left the lame ricers in the dust.

S2000 by Matt February 8, 2004

toolchest 

A female version of a toolbox.

She's such a toolchest, she deserved to get fired.

toolchest by Matt February 7, 2004

Turban Stuffer 

A Person who wears a Turban, mostly of the Pakistanian Race, you know the ones who smell funny.

Turban Wearer: JKHLKH KJHKJHAKHG HKLJFHK:JHA!

Me: Stfu you Turban Stuffer

Turban Stuffer by Matt February 5, 2004