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When people blindly or religiously follow the directives of the authorities to wear a face mask at all times, as two barriers are debatably better than one—the sick person wears one, and the well person also wears one to protect themselves and others regardless of where they are in public at any time of the day, and whether they are alone or not.
Are these examples of mask mania? Cab drivers sitting in car by themselves wearing masks. People walking their dogs outdoors wearing masks, and nobody near them. People wearing masks at home, because they want to protect their pets.
by MathPlus June 16, 2021
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Everything is figureoutable unless you have let the doubters or naysayers talk you out of your dreams or life purposes, or you have agreed with the enemy that you can’t do anything else other than to accept your fate until your last heartbeat.
by MathPlus July 8, 2021
Get the Figureoutable mug.When God turns our mistake into a miracle, because His mercy is greater than any of our mistakes—our past doesn’t define our future, but God does.
One touch of God is enough to catapult us to our destiny, thanks to God’s mercy—just because we’ve tried and failed many times doesn’t make us a failure.
by MathPlus December 21, 2018
Get the God’s Mercy mug.When astrologers and feng shui masters figure out the “good” and “bad” days of the 45th President of the United States from his birthdate and the zodiac—in Chinese numerology, baby Trump was born in the Year of the Dog.
Emperor Xi and gang consulted the fengshui gurus in Beijing to find out about the numerology of Donald Trump—they wanted to know when his “lucky” and “unlucky” days in the Year of the Pig would be in order to schedule their trade meetings with him.
by MathPlus February 18, 2019
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The BJP government has so much faith in Vaccine X that it has made a $206m order for 300 million doses, compared to 350 million doses from both Covishield and Covaxin, the two WHO-unapproved vaccines currently in use.
by MathPlus June 4, 2021
Get the Vaccine X mug.When you irresponsibly or prematurely walk away from a math test or exam, instead of waiting until the end of the paper, when everyone is allowed to leave the room, because you can’t handle the difficult or brain-unfriendly questions, especially after boasting to the whole world that you have a “genius IQ.“
During the 60-minute math test the other day, everybody was surprised to see Don do a math trump, who consoled himself that he could always pay a Shapiro to sit for his SAT if he failed again.
by MathPlus October 27, 2020
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Pastors tell their congregations: “no mask, no mass”; principals tell their classes: “no mask, no math.”
by MathPlus November 27, 2020
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