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Unrealistic or nonsensical word or story problems, routine and nonroutine, that may or not be solvable—however, most of them serve to humorize, parodize, or satirize mathematics.
One question from “The Bigly Book of Fake Math Problems” is the following: “At a Trump rally, if 10 coronaviruses infect 10 diehard supporters in 10 minutes, how many of these foreign viruses will be needed to infect 100 supporters in 50 minutes?”
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A number of “financial fugitives” with their monies in Singapore banks have mixed feelings about Wealth Chat, because they’re afraid that any archived confidential banking information might be handed over or leaked out to the authorities, which could use it against them in future.
by MathPlus September 12, 2018
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What is the economic cost for businesses globally as their employees are forced to take medical leave because they experience corona fever after being jabbed?
by MathPlus November 25, 2021
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Ironically, most members of Singapore 4 Trump are filthy rich permanent citizens and naturalized citizens from mainland China and India, and millionaires and billionaires who had fled the US and the EU to settle in tax-heaven Singapore, who bet that having Trump as the re-elected president in 2024 or 2028 would be an auspicious year for their businesses.
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Just because some gangsters have a pittoo on their forehead is no proof that they actually love the world’s most disliked school subject—on the contrary, it’d be very likely that they hate the symbol so much that they decided to wear it out of rebellion.
by MathPlus February 26, 2021
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God can restore confidence in someone’s attitude towards math, be it by directing them to a better teacher, tutor, or textbook, because He wants them to live a fear-free math lifestyle.
by MathPlus January 8, 2019
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