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The rate at which Donald J. Trump’s conspiracies and lies about fraudulent ballots brainwashes his oft-gullible hardcore supporters to donate to the post-election fund to "protect the results and keep fighting even after Election Day.”
Trumpvirus’s infectivity incited both Trumpists and QAnonists to contribute tens of millions of dollars, which could be used to settle part of the president’s bigly debt and to finance his own political rallies, especially if he’s running again in 2024 (assuming that he’s not behind bars by then).
by MathPlus December 4, 2020
Get the Trumpvirus’s Infectivitymug. A term used by oft-racist Asians to label a black person who is notorious to curry favor with the bosses, to backstab others, or to play office politics to get ahead of their peers.
Just as some racists angrily call contemptible or dishonest members of the black community snakes and ghosts, others call them bats and skunks.
by MathPlus April 16, 2021
Get the Batmug. When some corrupt countries boast about their homegrown oft-half-baked coronavirus vaccines, which even the locals are reluctant or refuse to take, because they were approved while they were still being trialed among a questionable number of human guinea pigs.
Even as China, India, and Russia are keen to offer their vaccines free of charge, or sell them at a lower price, to a number of developing countries, millions of their citizens whose leaders bragged about their “cheap-and-cheat” vaccines are guilty of corona pride and prejudice.
by MathPlus January 6, 2021
Get the Corona Pride and Prejudicemug. Overjoyed at the mind-blowing or wallet-friendly deals and promotions that are on offer at supermarkets or shopping malls.
Mrs. Jones has ever been so dealighted before that she’s so far sent no fewer than 500 SMSes to relatives and friends informing them about the sexy offers.
by MathPlus April 14, 2021
Get the Dealightedmug. The all-time bestseller the devil hates seeing someone reading it, or the one book leaders from certain faiths would forbid their followers from owning a copy, because its contents have the power to set them free from spiritual blindness and bondage, and to change their lives for the better forever.
It’s not surprising that those caught carrying, much less reading, the Holy Bible in public places, in some parts of the world, could be fined or/and jailed, because religious and political leaders are afraid that the truth revealed in it would undermine their position and authority in leading people to avoid heading to the wrong side of eternity.
by MathPlus July 13, 2021
Get the The Holy Biblemug. Short for “Corona Mathematica” in emoji. The title of the irreverent creative problem solving math book that capitalizes on the fears of the coronavirus pandemic and the world’s most disliked school subject to educate readers that fear in all forms and shapes is more often psychological than logical.
Which is scarier: Math or Covid-19? Maybe after tackling the brain-unfriendly or fiendish questions in 🦠🔢, the irrational fear associated with Math or Covid-19 can prove to be mostly delusional or paranoiac.
by MathPlus March 21, 2021
Get the 🦠🔢mug. When Singapore’s Opposition parties were only given a fraction of the politically charged numbers they requested from the government on the Comprehensive Economic Cooperation Agreement (CECA), such as the total number of “foreign talents” from India and their family members who are presently working and living in the country, and the number of locals who benefited from the Singapore-India free trade agreement that was signed in 2005.
Singaporeans won’t lose sleep or go on strike because sensitively constipated CECA math statistics aren’t going to come out (until one day when the Opposition wins the hearts of a majority electorate)—99.99% of locals don’t need immigration figures as living proof, because they, their loved ones, or friends had seen or experienced the aftermath of this one-sided deal first-hand.
by MathPlus July 18, 2021
Get the CECA Mathmug.