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The panic purchase of choice among millions of customers in the developed world during the coronavirus pandemic—when hoarding of the coveted item exposed the ugly side of humanity in terms of irrational fear and selfishness.
What is the world’s most number of toilet paper rolls one person had bought at one shot before the supermarkets nationwide ran out of them?
by MathPlus July 27, 2021
Get the Toilet Papermug. The suspected Judas in President Trump’s administration, who stabbed his boss in the back, by writing a treasonous letter to the newspaper to expose his irrational and amoral behaviors, and to reveal why his staff deliberately withheld information from him.
Could Trump anonymous betrayer-writer ever be identified, assuming that he or she is not a New York Times staff writer who ghostwrote the op-ed to discredit the President?
by MathPlus September 9, 2018
Get the Trump Anonymousmug. When someone’s birthday falls on the most important date of the math calendar—when the most number of pies and pizzas are unprovenly being ordered on a single day by math educators and mathematicians worldwide to celebrate the number π.
What is the probability that a pirthday baby would also be experiencing their last day on earth on Pi Day?
by MathPlus November 4, 2021
Get the pirthdaymug. A face mask designed by a mathepreneur that has a math question printed on it, which aims at reducing innumeracy among its wearers during this pandemic crisis—when both safety and numeracy are achieved in a profitable way.
At $1 per MathMask™, or at $10 a dozen, these “smart masks” are expected to be popular gift items among both pro- and anti-Trump evangelicals this Christmas.
by MathPlus November 3, 2020
Get the MathMask™mug. When a math educator has emerged from their cocoon to be at zero mercy of a controlling or demanding boss, or of an oft-stifling educational system, to take charge of what they want to do in math or math education in spite of the risks and uncertainties before them.
For the large majority of teachers and tutors, procrastination or the fear of failure has prevented them from becoming the mathematical butterfly God has destined them to be.
by MathPlus July 14, 2021
Get the Mathematical Butterflymug. When everybody goes through a hard time every now and then, but this is necessary not only to build up their character and faith, but each trial propels them to a greater height and a higher plane.
You may go through a flood, fire, or famine, but if you know who God is in your life, the pain and frustration are often a mere set-up for something greater that you are about to experience in your life.
by MathPlus October 19, 2017
Get the Flood, Fire, or Faminemug. When the US is toying with the idea of imposing exorbitant tariffs on foreign publishers, which would make it hard for them to ship their wallet-friendly, brain-unfriendly math titles to American homeschoolers, students, and teachers.
A number of hardcore Trumpublicans want their senators to push for an “America First” math bill to protect local authors from being outwitted by their foreign counterparts, whose titles cost a fraction of most dear inch-deep-mile-wide US math textbooks.
by MathPlus July 11, 2021
Get the “America First” Mathmug.