A one-time vaccine, touted by dubious pharmaceutical companies, that allegedly helps boost someone’s mathematical brain, by activating their atrophied cerebral cells to think more logically, rationally, and critically—a jab that could shoot their IQ to no fewer than a dozen points.
Rogue doctors from China, India, and Nigeria are discretely or secretly promoting piccine shots to gullible villagers, when they come down to get their partially trialed Covid-19 jabs.
by MathPlus May 29, 2021
An undesirable side-effect for tens of millions of people worldwide after being vaccinated, be it after their first, second, or third dose—when their fever or dizziness could last for a few days before they could mentally or physically function normally.
What is the economic cost for businesses globally as their employees are forced to take medical leave because they experience corona fever after being jabbed?
by MathPlus November 26, 2021
When students who didn’t do well or flunked their math test or exam falsely claimed that they were penalized or prejudiced because they used Sharpie instead of ballpoint pens.
That SAT and GRE examiners disadvantage suburban white students vis-à-vis their Asian and Hispanic peers because of Sharpie math bias is the latest conspiracy propagated by QAnonists and alt-right Trumpists to vent out their mathematical frustration and anger.
by MathPlus November 06, 2020
An inconsiderate public toilet user who shows zero toilet etiquette, such as not flushing the toilet after peeing or pooping; throwing cigarette butts inside the urinal; trying to flush a sanitary pad; taking the toilet roll home; and not cleaning hands before leaving the premises.
Two polytechnic lecturers had their hopes dashed when they’re denied a research grant that would have allowed them to investigate what proportion of male and female users in Singapore are toilet assholes.
by MathPlus November 08, 2020
Short for “mask haiku.” A three-line poem, written in a 5-7-5 syllable count, that can help activate the oft-atrophied right part of the brain, which is responsible for creativity in the arts.
Let’s indulge in some masikus.
MASK & MATH
Both hide much from us.
If we could see what’s behind
Fear would have to flee.
THE MASK OF MATH
Math won’t reveal much
Until we use our mind’s eye
To see its beauty.
THE MATH OF MASK
Mask diplomacy.
China and Russia ship them
By the ten millions.
MASK & MATH
Both hide much from us.
If we could see what’s behind
Fear would have to flee.
THE MASK OF MATH
Math won’t reveal much
Until we use our mind’s eye
To see its beauty.
THE MATH OF MASK
Mask diplomacy.
China and Russia ship them
By the ten millions.
by MathPlus April 20, 2021
The slogan printed on a badge, mask, or T-shirt worn by most CCP members, who want to proudly announce to the world that they have faith in their homemade half-baked vaccine, which has yet to be WHO-approved—in the name of vaccine nationalism, no health risks would deter them from being jabbed.
In a number of cities with a significant number of foreigners, outside local hospitals, vaccinated residents are offered a “I Got My Sinovac Shot” sticker for putting their trust in their locally made life-saving product.
by MathPlus March 27, 2021
Being famous or well known for some good deed or quality—the opposite of being infamous or notorious.
Trump is notorious for inflating his wealth, but he’s also nøtøriøus for firing the bad hombres, who try to expose his treasonous acts in enriching himself and his cronies.
by MathPlus April 07, 2021