MatT's definitions

gonasyphilaids

An advance form of an STD with multiple symptons.

That bitch slept around so much, she probably has gonasyphilaids

by Matt May 15, 2004

Suicide Box

1) In the TV show Futurama, a box similar to a telephone booth where you would enter and decide how you want your suicide to be: Quick and Painless or Slow and Painful. Bender made Suicide boxes before meeting Fry.

2) Nickname for the vehicles used during World War II that would transport soldiers onto beaches for raids. They were given the nickname based on the fact that when the doors opened, the soldiers inside were wide open and exposed to enemy gunfire.

1) Watch the first episode of Futurama
2) Watch the first 15 minutes of Saving Private Ryan

by Matt May 15, 2004

hottt

sexy or sexay refers to a girl named holly

holly is very hottt.

by Matt May 17, 2004

Millimeter Mosnster

A penis that is so incredibly small that it can only be seen with a microscope.

No girls will give a blowjob to Brian Roth because of his Millimeter Mosnster.

:Not even Chelsea.

by Matt May 17, 2004

scheckter

a company that makes very good sounding, and hard to find, guitar and bass pickups.

I bought some Scheckter pickups for my jazz bass and now it sounds bad-ass.

by Matt May 18, 2004

apretado

Spanish word for tight.

Jason: I just got some new rims for my bimmer yo!
Matt: Apretado
Jason: Yeee!

by Matt May 19, 2004

venetian snares

A drum made in Venice.

Man, boost the mids on the Venetian snare. It's barely cutting through the mix with all that accordion.

by Matt May 22, 2004