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"Hey did you hear that guy just sold one of his rare pepe NFTs for $100,000?"
"Yeah what an absolute scumbag"
"Yeah what an absolute scumbag"
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian February 15, 2022
Get the Rare pepemug. An old farming game that everybody used to play back in the golden Facebook days (2009-2012). Not sure if it still exists but it was quite a chill game to play. Millennials will remember its existence, zoomers are totally oblivious.
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian April 21, 2022
Get the Farmvillemug. An oversensitive sore loser who throws a temper tantrum over the most stupidest things. Mostly experienced by NFTbros when people screenshot their "possessions".
Charles: *screenshots an NFT*
NFTBro: THAT'S MINE YOU MOTHERFUCKER!
Charles: Jeeeeeeeez, chill bro why you gotta be so butthurt.
NFTBro: THAT'S MINE YOU MOTHERFUCKER!
Charles: Jeeeeeeeez, chill bro why you gotta be so butthurt.
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian January 27, 2022
Get the Butthurtmug. The impossible date that some of the definitions here have been published on, despite obviously not reaching this date yet. Probably just a glitch. Either that or time travellers are trying to tell us something.
If you browse UD on a regular basis, you might've came across at least one definition published on December 28 2022 before this actual date.
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian October 1, 2022
Get the December 28 2022mug. A phrase used by a person who likes to eat shit, to some extent knows that eating shit is bad for them, but doesn't acknowledge that fact and therefore dismiss it.
It can be seen as a modern analogy to Plato's cave.
It can be seen as a modern analogy to Plato's cave.
Example (ร la Patrick's wallet meme):
PC user: You know that the baseline Mac Pro costs 5 times as much money than a similarly-spec'd windows based machine, right?
Apple user: Yup.
PC user: And you know that you can custom build your own PC, right?
Apple user: Yup.
PC user: And even get a similar Mac Pro computer case?
Apple user: Yup.
PC user: And configure it to run Mac OS?
Apple user: Yup.
PC user: Then why did you buy the Mac Pro?!?!??
Apple user: Cus I reject your reality and substitute my own.
PC user: *facepalm*
PC user: You know that the baseline Mac Pro costs 5 times as much money than a similarly-spec'd windows based machine, right?
Apple user: Yup.
PC user: And you know that you can custom build your own PC, right?
Apple user: Yup.
PC user: And even get a similar Mac Pro computer case?
Apple user: Yup.
PC user: And configure it to run Mac OS?
Apple user: Yup.
PC user: Then why did you buy the Mac Pro?!?!??
Apple user: Cus I reject your reality and substitute my own.
PC user: *facepalm*
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian June 20, 2020
Get the I reject your reality and substitute my own.mug. Derived from the romanization of the Mandarin word ๅธๅ
, Shifu (or Sifu) is the common honorific name given to a master or a teacher, especially in the context of martial arts. It can also be generally used as a name for a very skillful and competent person.
See also: Sensei and Guru.
See also: Sensei and Guru.
Mom: How was your first day at martial arts class son?
Son: Yeah it was great, our shifu taught us how to kick some ass while he was stoned
Mom: ๐๐๐๐๐
Son: Yeah it was great, our shifu taught us how to kick some ass while he was stoned
Mom: ๐๐๐๐๐
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian June 23, 2019
Get the Shifumug. PD Day, aka Professional Development Day, aka the best day of school!! Students in elementary schools do not need to go to school on a PD day, cus the adults are busy doing adult stuff.
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian January 14, 2020
Get the PD Daymug.