YouTube comments section

A cesspit of waste.

If the YT comments section isn't filled with stupid overused memes, it's full of unpleasant people who like to argue something outta nothing and then vigorously insult people for not sharing their opinion. It's either one or the other, so choose your poison I guess.
I love watching vsauce but my god are the Youtube comments section an utter mess to look at. Instead of being normal people and having real discussions, people just spam the comments with low-effort memes that pokes fun at the video in a meta way.
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian December 18, 2021
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December 28 2022

The impossible date that some of the definitions here have been published on, despite obviously not reaching this date yet. Probably just a glitch. Either that or time travellers are trying to tell us something.
If you browse UD on a regular basis, you might've came across at least one definition published on December 28 2022 before this actual date.
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian October 01, 2022
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better than sex

A term equally used by men and women to describe an experience so overwhelmingly pleasurable and orgasmic that it surpasses the pleasure of having sex.

Though the term is commonly in reference to a non-sexual experience, it can also imply something of a sexual origin (just not coitus itself).
If someone finds fellatio more pleasurable than coitus, one could say that it was better than sex.
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Living My Best Life

To assimilate what a previous definition said, basically the phrase 'Living My Best Life' denotes a lifestyle (or a moment in time) where an individual is in its most optimal state of being. This state is completely subjective and varies from person to person. To some folks, living their best life may imply breaking free of some restraint. To other folks, living their best life may imply getting out of an unhealthy state and into a more healthy state. And to some other folks, this phrase may simply just mean getting by the day doing what they love.

Whatever the case may be, in all cases, 'Living My Best Life' emphasizes that only 𝗬𝗢𝗨 are in control of your life and only 𝗬𝗢𝗨 can understand what is best for you, regardless what other people may think or expect of you.

TL;DR Living My Best Life = living life under your own terms, at your own pace, with your own ideals and expectations.
"My friend is a music producer. He had big ambitions, however, living with his parents restricted his creative freedom. Thus, he set off on his own and moved into the big city (e.g. Toronto, NYC, LA). He lived in a small crappy apartment in a shady neighborhood, and survived off with hardly any income to pay his rent. Despite all that, he said he was living his best life."

"After a grave talk with my mother, I came to terms that my degen sleep schedule was causing distress to my life. After taking considerable effort to correct it, I now end up sleeping at 4am and waking up at 11am instead of my usual 9am-5pm degen hours. Even though I could not meet the normal 12am-7am standard set by my mother, I was already beyond satisfied with the result, and I felt like I was living my best life, and that is what ultimately matters to me."
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Bank Account

This server is so empty right now, just like my bank account
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Olive Garden

Just a casual American restaurant chain for the commoners. Serves typical Americanized Italian dishes made by unskilled college students who are just learning how to cook. Food is decent at best, as one would expect. Most often the place where a typical guy would ask a girl out to, as well as a freshman's first job.

Comparable to the Canadian restaurant chains "Swiss Chalet" and "East Side Marios".
Guy 1: Just got my first job at Olive Garden!
Guy 2: Nice!
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Misconstrue

To carelessly misinterpret another person's words, ideas or intentions, often with a dismissive and disparaging mindset. When a person misconstrues, they rely on their gut feeling while paying no attention to the actual content and rationale. Though it can happen anywhere, such quick-to-react idiocy is almost exclusive to Twitter and Reddit.

See also: gaslighting
Me: *posts a genuine and sincere LifeProTip on how to clean junk on your phone* 0 upvotes

Redditard: Stop advertising your app dickhead, we know that shit doesn't work. 12 upvotes

Me: Oh look, typical Redditard misconstrued my post. Nowhere in my post did I even say that it was my app!!! -5 upvotes
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