Definitions by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian
Carnal knowledge
1) A virgin loses his virginity only through obtaining carnal knowledge
2) Guy 1: I just got my diploma!
Guy 2: Nice! What for?
Guy 1: Carnal knowledge
2) Guy 1: I just got my diploma!
Guy 2: Nice! What for?
Guy 1: Carnal knowledge
Carnal knowledge by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian September 15, 2020
Ideology
You people have it all wrong! The lesser-known definition/concept of ideology (favored by Gramsci, Althusser, Foucault, Hall etc.) is less about a "visible set of beliefs" and more about the internalization of how one perceives and interacts with their reality. Though somewhat indirectly related, it generally has nothing to do with politics and economic policies.
Ideology is everything under the hood, everything you take for granted without consciously realizing it. Therefore, it would be safe to say that language is an ideology, since it follows a set of grammatical rules that we have to take for granted in order to communicate.
It would also be safe to say that love is an ideology, as loving someone does not take any conscious reasoning. Love is so deep-seated in us that we treat love as an unstoppable force, and not as simply as chemical fluctuations in the brain and body.
Really, anything could be seen as an ideology if we start deconstructing the very foundations of reality.
Ideology is everything under the hood, everything you take for granted without consciously realizing it. Therefore, it would be safe to say that language is an ideology, since it follows a set of grammatical rules that we have to take for granted in order to communicate.
It would also be safe to say that love is an ideology, as loving someone does not take any conscious reasoning. Love is so deep-seated in us that we treat love as an unstoppable force, and not as simply as chemical fluctuations in the brain and body.
Really, anything could be seen as an ideology if we start deconstructing the very foundations of reality.
Me, an intellectual: Man... thinking back, university were the good days, really learned a lot there.
Typical hate-mongering political zealot: Yeah... good days when you were indoctrinated with leftist ideology garbage!
Me, an intellectual: Heh, ideology. You keep using that word, I don't think it means what you think it means.
Typical hate-mongering political zealot: Yeah... good days when you were indoctrinated with leftist ideology garbage!
Me, an intellectual: Heh, ideology. You keep using that word, I don't think it means what you think it means.
Ideology by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian September 15, 2020
Manifesto
Generally, this is really just a fancy term for an essay. Alternatively, it can be used for an essay that's too good to be called an essay (especially if it's a rather grandiose critique on something).
1) Mom: Why you still up at 4am?
Me: Sorry just gotta finish up my manifesto before it's due tomorrow
2) Calvin wrote a huge manifesto on the relationship between technological determinism & porn addiction and posted it on Reddit, but no one ever paid attention.
Me: Sorry just gotta finish up my manifesto before it's due tomorrow
2) Calvin wrote a huge manifesto on the relationship between technological determinism & porn addiction and posted it on Reddit, but no one ever paid attention.
Manifesto by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian September 14, 2020
imma nut
1) Her: Why are you eating paper?
Him: Cause imma nut!
2) *at McD's*
Dad: Hey son?
Son: Yep?
Dad: Imma nut in the washroom stalls for a quick sec, you find a spot to sit mmkay?
Him: Cause imma nut!
2) *at McD's*
Dad: Hey son?
Son: Yep?
Dad: Imma nut in the washroom stalls for a quick sec, you find a spot to sit mmkay?
imma nut by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian September 9, 2020
You kill
You kill by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian August 30, 2020
Blipping
1) A platonic way for guys to achieve mild orgasm. Blipping is when you use the good ol' pinch and roll method to soothe the itchy areas of your balls, but instead of rolling the skin, you sink your nails deep into the itchy patch of skin and then slowly and gentling clawing at it. When performing this, it will give you a great deal of soothing pleasure (and will make your balls incredibly sensitive). It is also more commonly known as pinch and dig.
2) The prelude to male masturbation. In this sense, blipping is the natural motion which occurs when a man lightly puts pressure on the side tissue of his penis with his thumb, as to get stiff for something they're about to get off to.
2) The prelude to male masturbation. In this sense, blipping is the natural motion which occurs when a man lightly puts pressure on the side tissue of his penis with his thumb, as to get stiff for something they're about to get off to.
1) When I'm blipping, I'm happy. Blip at the source of the itch for the best relief.
2) As a notification lit up my screen and saw that it was from a hot chick on Tinder, I naturally began to blip.
2) As a notification lit up my screen and saw that it was from a hot chick on Tinder, I naturally began to blip.
Blipping by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian August 17, 2020
Martial Law
Something that will most likely never happen in the US, as it would be considered highly unconstitutional.
COVID-19 happened, and Martial Law was never declared.
The massive Floyd protests also happened and Martial Law was never (officially) declared.
Martial Law would probably only be used as a last resort, as there are many better alternatives in this day and age.
COVID-19 happened, and Martial Law was never declared.
The massive Floyd protests also happened and Martial Law was never (officially) declared.
Martial Law would probably only be used as a last resort, as there are many better alternatives in this day and age.
Semi-woke Individual: If Martial Law were to happen, America would be akin to North Korea, and all the working class citizens of America would have to take a stand.
Martial Law by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian August 17, 2020