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A very useful thing. Some people might find it cringe, but tone indicators are seriously useful for anyone who finds it hard to understand the true meaning or implications in someone's texts, especially someone you don't know well. I would go so far as to say it's an evolution in our way of communicating online. They should really be used more often by people who naturally text in a cold and dry manner.
Scenario ๐๐ถ๐๐ต๐ผ๐๐ tone indicators involved:
Person 1: Hey wanna play minecraft together?
Person 2: ok
Person 1: ??
Person 2: what
Person 1: Is that like a genuine ok or a sarcastic one or...
Person 2: I just meant ok
Person 1: Ohh, gotcha. Sorry my brain kinda interpreted it like you thought I was bothering you๐
Scenario ๐๐ถ๐๐ต tone indicators involved:
Person 1: Hey wanna play minecraft together?
Person 2: ok /gen
Person 1:๐
See how much less problematic the 2nd scenario was?
Person 1: Hey wanna play minecraft together?
Person 2: ok
Person 1: ??
Person 2: what
Person 1: Is that like a genuine ok or a sarcastic one or...
Person 2: I just meant ok
Person 1: Ohh, gotcha. Sorry my brain kinda interpreted it like you thought I was bothering you๐
Scenario ๐๐ถ๐๐ต tone indicators involved:
Person 1: Hey wanna play minecraft together?
Person 2: ok /gen
Person 1:๐
See how much less problematic the 2nd scenario was?
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian August 6, 2022
Get the Tone Indicatorsmug. by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian March 20, 2022
Get the Degen Hoursmug. The latest version of WiFi, also known as WiFi 6. It gives out much faster speeds than WiFi 5 (802.11ac) and supports much higher capacity of connections. You don't need a WiFi 6 router to experience faster speeds, even just having a WiFi 6 card can see a drastic improvement.
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian June 3, 2022
Get the 802.11axmug. An absolute asshole of a person who doesn't do or listen to shit unless they want/feel like to. The worst kind of stubborn people aren't the kind that talk back, but rather the ones that are silent and don't acknowledge the shit you request or say. They don't even tell you why, they just go about their usual day (or in my case, they leave you on read).
Reese: I think microwave ovens are sexy
Girl: Cool
Reese: That's not weird right?
Girl: Not at all
Reese: So... you cool with that?
Girl: Yes
Reese: Can I see your microwave then?
Girl: *leaves on read*
Reese: Hello?
Girl: ?
Reese: I said can I see your microwave?
Girl: *leaves on read*
Reese: Can you at least tell me the color of your microwave?
Girl: black
Reese: Oh okay, may I please see your microwave??? ๐ฅบ
Girl: *leaves on read*
Reese: FFFFFUUUUUUU........
___________________________________
Tom: Hey bro
Reese: You know what I fucking hate Tom?
Tom: What
Reese: Stubborn people, they're so fucking cringe.
Tom: Yeah agreed.
Girl: Cool
Reese: That's not weird right?
Girl: Not at all
Reese: So... you cool with that?
Girl: Yes
Reese: Can I see your microwave then?
Girl: *leaves on read*
Reese: Hello?
Girl: ?
Reese: I said can I see your microwave?
Girl: *leaves on read*
Reese: Can you at least tell me the color of your microwave?
Girl: black
Reese: Oh okay, may I please see your microwave??? ๐ฅบ
Girl: *leaves on read*
Reese: FFFFFUUUUUUU........
___________________________________
Tom: Hey bro
Reese: You know what I fucking hate Tom?
Tom: What
Reese: Stubborn people, they're so fucking cringe.
Tom: Yeah agreed.
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian October 27, 2021
Get the Stubbornmug. Yeah.... no.
The real unequivocal truth is, people from either ends of the political spectrum can make equally dank AND also equally bad memes. To deny this fundamental truth is the equivalent of denying the existence of gravity.
Let's first drop the stereotypes and concede to the fact that there is not a sliver of evidence which suggests your political identity is linked to good/bad memes. That is rather determined by one's creativity. It is a fallacy to assume that memes and politics are mutually inclusive, unless the meme itself is explicitly about politics.
Some individuals are so obsessed with political dichotomy that they become oblivious that a more apparent and broader classification (or way of thinking) exists. For instance, not everyone is into crude humour. It's as simple as that.
If anything, there is a far larger distinction between age groups, than between leftists and rightists, with regards to our ability to create the dankest of the dank memes. Boomers are the only ones that can't meme due to being accustomed to a different techno-cultural climate, hence creating the REAL immutable law of the universe: "๐๐ค๐ค๐ข๐๐ง๐จ ๐๐๐ฃ'๐ฉ ๐ข๐๐ข๐".
The real unequivocal truth is, people from either ends of the political spectrum can make equally dank AND also equally bad memes. To deny this fundamental truth is the equivalent of denying the existence of gravity.
Let's first drop the stereotypes and concede to the fact that there is not a sliver of evidence which suggests your political identity is linked to good/bad memes. That is rather determined by one's creativity. It is a fallacy to assume that memes and politics are mutually inclusive, unless the meme itself is explicitly about politics.
Some individuals are so obsessed with political dichotomy that they become oblivious that a more apparent and broader classification (or way of thinking) exists. For instance, not everyone is into crude humour. It's as simple as that.
If anything, there is a far larger distinction between age groups, than between leftists and rightists, with regards to our ability to create the dankest of the dank memes. Boomers are the only ones that can't meme due to being accustomed to a different techno-cultural climate, hence creating the REAL immutable law of the universe: "๐๐ค๐ค๐ข๐๐ง๐จ ๐๐๐ฃ'๐ฉ ๐ข๐๐ข๐".
Person 1: The left can't meme!
Person 2: Wrong, the right can't meme!
Person 3: Neither of you are correct. Both the left and the right (assuming we're talking about people in general, and not collectively) are just as capable of creating good memes as they are capable of creating bad memes to the point that such occurrences which justify the "left can't meme" stereotype are merely by random chance.
Person 1: That's impossible! It was known since antiquity that the world revolves around a single immutable law, and that law is that the left can't meme!
Person 3: *chuckles softly* Well, my friend, it appears that you are mistaken. First of all, that is pure nonsense based off an unverified folklore. Second of all, it's actually a law that applies to the entire universe, and that law is ๐๐ค๐ค๐ข๐๐ง๐จ ๐๐๐ฃ'๐ฉ ๐ข๐๐ข๐.
*Person 1, after hearing upon that phrase, suddenly collapses onto the ground and starts to have an epileptic seizure*
Person 3: Thot so.
*Person 2 is seen running way in the distance*
Person 2: Wrong, the right can't meme!
Person 3: Neither of you are correct. Both the left and the right (assuming we're talking about people in general, and not collectively) are just as capable of creating good memes as they are capable of creating bad memes to the point that such occurrences which justify the "left can't meme" stereotype are merely by random chance.
Person 1: That's impossible! It was known since antiquity that the world revolves around a single immutable law, and that law is that the left can't meme!
Person 3: *chuckles softly* Well, my friend, it appears that you are mistaken. First of all, that is pure nonsense based off an unverified folklore. Second of all, it's actually a law that applies to the entire universe, and that law is ๐๐ค๐ค๐ข๐๐ง๐จ ๐๐๐ฃ'๐ฉ ๐ข๐๐ข๐.
*Person 1, after hearing upon that phrase, suddenly collapses onto the ground and starts to have an epileptic seizure*
Person 3: Thot so.
*Person 2 is seen running way in the distance*
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian September 15, 2022
Get the The Left Can't Mememug. You will probably only see a square for now on most phones, but when more devices get the latest emojis it will turn into a biting lip.
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian December 25, 2021
Get the ๐ซฆmug. The Big Comfy Couch is a Canadian kids TV show that aired between 1992 to 2006. It is also occasionally used as a euphemism for Big Caucasian Cock.
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian July 18, 2020
Get the Big Comfy Couchmug.