Your dad

The most awesome person to ever exist on this planet. More awesome than whole grains. Both fish and women adore him. Everyone strives to be like him.

See also: your mom
Person 1: Wow look at him! Is he always this awesome and good looking?
Person 2: Yeah of course, he's probably just your dad!
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NFT

NFT is a recently trending acronym which means "Non Free-Trade". It is a movement and ideology that rejects all forms of free trade. People who support NFTs are dumb.
Person 1: Hey you see that guy?
Person 2: Yeah
Person 1: He supports NFT
Person 2: Ew, fuck that guy
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian January 14, 2022
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Pog marbles or stickers

1) Some lame ass token economy system that shit-for-brains elementary school teachers love to brainwash their 'special' students with
2) A question that's been asked to the point of ad nauseam, and can no longer warrant a response (i.e. no fucks given)
1) Paul the helper: Pog marbles or stickers.
2nd grader: POG????
Paul the helper: Yes
2nd grader: POG!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Paul the helper: Ok here you go
2nd grader: *starts to cry after realizing he had been duped*

2) Mr. Dotard: Pog marbles or stickers?
5th grader: whatever
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DLC

An acronym for Daddy's Lovin' Care, which is a play on the term TLC (Tender Lovin' Care). Used when Daddy has been giving you some loving care, if you know what I mean 😏😏☺
Guy 1: Did you get some of that DLC?

Guy 2: For which game?
Guy 1: No I mean Daddy's Lovin' Care
Guy 2: Ohhhh, then ye 😏
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Consent

authorization; approval; permission
He gave his consent to the marriage.
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Morb off

A phrase suggesting someone to kindly remove themselves from the surrounding premises.
Person 1: Hey can I come morb with you guys?
Person 2: No, morb off!
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osmium

1) A hard, brittle, bluish-white metal. It is the densest (heaviest) naturally occurring element of all known elements, with a density of 22.59 g per cubic cm.

2) What to call someone who looks seemingly skinny, but actually weighs a ton.
1) Did you know that Osmium was once used in phonograph needles?

2) Yo look at that Osmium over there. She may look lean, but I heard she weighs 200 pounds!
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian October 19, 2019
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