The most awesome person to ever exist on this planet. More awesome than whole grains. Both fish and women adore him. Everyone strives to be like him.
See also: your mom
See also: your mom
Person 1: Wow look at him! Is he always this awesome and good looking?
Person 2: Yeah of course, he's probably just your dad!
Person 2: Yeah of course, he's probably just your dad!
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian June 04, 2022

NFT is a recently trending acronym which means "Non Free-Trade". It is a movement and ideology that rejects all forms of free trade. People who support NFTs are dumb.
Person 1: Hey you see that guy?
Person 2: Yeah
Person 1: He supports NFT
Person 2: Ew, fuck that guy
Person 2: Yeah
Person 1: He supports NFT
Person 2: Ew, fuck that guy
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian January 14, 2022

1) Some lame ass token economy system that shit-for-brains elementary school teachers love to brainwash their 'special' students with
2) A question that's been asked to the point of ad nauseam, and can no longer warrant a response (i.e. no fucks given)
2) A question that's been asked to the point of ad nauseam, and can no longer warrant a response (i.e. no fucks given)
1) Paul the helper: Pog marbles or stickers.
2nd grader: POG????
Paul the helper: Yes
2nd grader: POG!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Paul the helper: Ok here you go
2nd grader: *starts to cry after realizing he had been duped*
2) Mr. Dotard: Pog marbles or stickers?
5th grader: whatever
2nd grader: POG????
Paul the helper: Yes
2nd grader: POG!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Paul the helper: Ok here you go
2nd grader: *starts to cry after realizing he had been duped*
2) Mr. Dotard: Pog marbles or stickers?
5th grader: whatever
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian March 20, 2021

An acronym for Daddy's Lovin' Care, which is a play on the term TLC (Tender Lovin' Care). Used when Daddy has been giving you some loving care, if you know what I mean 😏😏☺
Guy 1: Did you get some of that DLC?
Guy 2: For which game?
Guy 1: No I mean Daddy's Lovin' Care
Guy 2: Ohhhh, then ye 😏
Guy 2: For which game?
Guy 1: No I mean Daddy's Lovin' Care
Guy 2: Ohhhh, then ye 😏
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian March 02, 2022

authorization; approval; permission
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian June 13, 2021

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian May 30, 2022

1) A hard, brittle, bluish-white metal. It is the densest (heaviest) naturally occurring element of all known elements, with a density of 22.59 g per cubic cm.
2) What to call someone who looks seemingly skinny, but actually weighs a ton.
2) What to call someone who looks seemingly skinny, but actually weighs a ton.
1) Did you know that Osmium was once used in phonograph needles?
2) Yo look at that Osmium over there. She may look lean, but I heard she weighs 200 pounds!
2) Yo look at that Osmium over there. She may look lean, but I heard she weighs 200 pounds!
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian October 19, 2019
