Definitions by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian
Sugoma
A variant of the deadly disease sugma, which itself is a variant of the ligma disease. It is pronounced as "sug on ma".
Also Amogus spelled backwards.
Also Amogus spelled backwards.
KEK: Aw man I have the serious case of Sugoma
BOB: Oh my condolences
KEK: ...Sugoma balls!!!
BOB: Drats! Fell for it again!
KEK: Now spell it backwards
BOB: Oh my condolences
KEK: ...Sugoma balls!!!
BOB: Drats! Fell for it again!
KEK: Now spell it backwards
Sugoma by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian December 14, 2021
Perceive
(psychological definition) The act of processing visual information via your eyes, which is sent to the visual cortex of the brain. Sometimes the brain has certain "filters" that filters out any irrelevant information, so we aren't always 100% perceiving exactly what we see. Then, finally the information is processed throughout all the other parts of the brain (e.g. prefrontal cortex) and we make a conscious conclusion on what is being perceived.
As my babysitter was glued to the TV, she did not perceive when I took her phone from the table right in front of her.
Her beer goggles made her perceive what would've been an ugly looking guy to be extremely attractive.
Her beer goggles made her perceive what would've been an ugly looking guy to be extremely attractive.
Perceive by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian December 14, 2021
My Cows My Meat
The phrase that pimps like to say to establish their territory in the pimp world. Cows referring to the hooker and meat referring to their clients.
*in a bar*
Pablo: So I see you also like to pimp as a side hustle
Diego: Yeah, whatsittoya
Pablo: I'm a pimp too. I'll tell you what, I'll pay you some thicc moolah if you let some of your hookers work for me
Diego: Hey look man, My Cows My Meat
Pablo: no u
Diego: NO U!
Pablo: So I see you also like to pimp as a side hustle
Diego: Yeah, whatsittoya
Pablo: I'm a pimp too. I'll tell you what, I'll pay you some thicc moolah if you let some of your hookers work for me
Diego: Hey look man, My Cows My Meat
Pablo: no u
Diego: NO U!
My Cows My Meat by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian December 12, 2021
Cow meat
A: Hi u wanna come over and try my homemade cow meat noodles?
B: Cow meat?? U mean beef??
A: Oh, yes
B: Eww, why would you say it like that... That's like calling milk 'cow juice'
B: Cow meat?? U mean beef??
A: Oh, yes
B: Eww, why would you say it like that... That's like calling milk 'cow juice'
Cow meat by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian December 12, 2021
Tiger mom
A mother whose parenting style is both very controlling yet very tender and warm. This is in contrast to pure authoritarian parents, who are controlling but lack warmth. Children with tiger moms often follow a strict regimen and live a highly structured life. Tiger moms want the best for their child but have unrealistically high expectations regarding achievement. Whether it's school or high-status activities such as music or sports, they expect their child to perform the best. No exceptions.
The good thing about having a tiger mom is that your time isn't wasted on meaningless things like reading UD definitions. You may also not realize it, but a highly structured life can be good for you (as opposed to unstructured and chaotic). The bad things include increased stress/anxiety, low self-esteem, and the maladaptive thinking pattern that you have to perform 10/10 on everything. Contrarily, moms who adopt an authoriative (NOT authoritarian) parenting style will teach their child that making mistakes and not doing their best is totally okay, and that there is no need to put down themselves. Authoriative parenting style tends to be more healthy for the child.
Tiger moms are mainly found within the Asian demographic, and therefore also labelled as the "stereotypical Asian mom".
The good thing about having a tiger mom is that your time isn't wasted on meaningless things like reading UD definitions. You may also not realize it, but a highly structured life can be good for you (as opposed to unstructured and chaotic). The bad things include increased stress/anxiety, low self-esteem, and the maladaptive thinking pattern that you have to perform 10/10 on everything. Contrarily, moms who adopt an authoriative (NOT authoritarian) parenting style will teach their child that making mistakes and not doing their best is totally okay, and that there is no need to put down themselves. Authoriative parenting style tends to be more healthy for the child.
Tiger moms are mainly found within the Asian demographic, and therefore also labelled as the "stereotypical Asian mom".
Ty: Hey June wanna hang out with us?
June: Sorry gotta go study.
Ty: Really? But finals is still far away.
June: Yeah but you know how it is with tiger moms, heh...
Ty: Oh oof, no worries. Good luck.
June: Sorry gotta go study.
Ty: Really? But finals is still far away.
June: Yeah but you know how it is with tiger moms, heh...
Ty: Oh oof, no worries. Good luck.
Tiger mom by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian December 10, 2021
the Amogus game
The amogus game is based off the penis game, but instead of shouting penis you shout AMOGUS.
The one who is able to out-shout the others wins. Must be performed in a public setting.
The one who is able to out-shout the others wins. Must be performed in a public setting.
the Amogus game by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian December 4, 2021
Shuai
As a han Chinese myself, I can confirm that Shuai means something cool, awesome, swag, dope, etc. It is indeed very similar to the Japanese equivalent of Sugoi. Part of me wishes that shuai became more popular than sugoi.
Shuai by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian December 4, 2021