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Low quality food that looks stale and unappetizing but costs relatively cheap. Usually is tax-free. Depending on your school, there will be days where the cafeteria serves higher quality food, such as Taco Bowl Tuesdays.
Only to be eaten when your mom didn't pack you lunch, or when you're too lazy or busy to walk to the nearest food place.
Only to be eaten when your mom didn't pack you lunch, or when you're too lazy or busy to walk to the nearest food place.
My mom forgot to pack my lunch so I went to order some cafeteria food. Unfortunately all the good stuff had been sold out and was left to order one of those sad-looking dried out cheeseburgers.
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian November 5, 2021
Get the Cafeteria food mug.At first glance, the colon-three emoticon appears innocuous and quaint - a simple cat-like smile. However, beneath its facile form lies multilayered semiotic significance and implications of textual play. The asymmetry between its innocent visage and the hints of deeper meaning evokes theorists of postmodern irony. Upon transmission, ":3" enters dialogic relations that imbue it with contextual valence beyond its basic denotation.
It signifies through apophasis - expressing more through what is not directly referenced or stated. The smirk underscores an ambivalence between genuineness and jest that reflects the problematics of virtual communication analyzed by Landow or Turkle. Whether intended sincerely or in jest, the sender relinquishes a measure of interpretive control to the receiver. Thus ":3" emerges as a Derridean trace - always deferred and differing according to the positions and preunderstandings that interlocutors bring.
The ":3" holds the ambivalent potential for cheeky subversion and sly subtweeting, all while maintaining an outward appearance of childish naivety. When others see you sending ":3" they know you are thinking on a higher level and reading between the lines. It is the emoji for the woke and aware.
It signifies through apophasis - expressing more through what is not directly referenced or stated. The smirk underscores an ambivalence between genuineness and jest that reflects the problematics of virtual communication analyzed by Landow or Turkle. Whether intended sincerely or in jest, the sender relinquishes a measure of interpretive control to the receiver. Thus ":3" emerges as a Derridean trace - always deferred and differing according to the positions and preunderstandings that interlocutors bring.
The ":3" holds the ambivalent potential for cheeky subversion and sly subtweeting, all while maintaining an outward appearance of childish naivety. When others see you sending ":3" they know you are thinking on a higher level and reading between the lines. It is the emoji for the woke and aware.
User 1: Hey, want to go catch that new movie this weekend?
User 2: I'd love to! :3
User 1: Sounds good, I'll get the tickets. Let me know what time works best for you.
User 2: Can't wait! :3
User 2: I'd love to! :3
User 1: Sounds good, I'll get the tickets. Let me know what time works best for you.
User 2: Can't wait! :3
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian December 4, 2023
Get the :3 mug.When a girl gives the most intense fast-paced head. Characterized by an SPM (sucks per minute) of over 60.
See also: High Amplitude Sucking Paradigm
See also: High Amplitude Sucking Paradigm
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian November 5, 2021
Get the High Amplitude Sucking mug.What was alleged to be a massive violent raid resulting in thousands of casualties, turned out to be just a really dope festival with people dressed up in funny alien costumes. No one had the intentions of breaking into the facility, and only one person got arrested. Everyone was just having a jolly good ol' time with the spacey bois.
Everyone before september 20 2019: R.I.P to all the thousands that are gonna get massacred in the Area 51 raid
Me after september 20 2019: Um, it was just a whimsical alien-cosplaying party. Even the military guys were having a good time. Sure looked helluva fun.
Me after september 20 2019: Um, it was just a whimsical alien-cosplaying party. Even the military guys were having a good time. Sure looked helluva fun.
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian September 22, 2019
Get the Area 51 raid mug.This may mean various things but it mostly comes off as a giggling face, like when people giggle but try to hide it by covering their mouth. Used during contexts when a giggle or snicker is appropriate.
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian February 17, 2023
Get the 🤭 mug.Uhhh.... hello???? What is with all these unnecessarily hateful definitions LOL
I'm not an ISTP, but I sure as hell know for a fact that they are nothing like the recent nonsense being spewed out.
These hateful definitions do not reflect anything about ISTPs. However, it does reflect that the authors must be:
A) Extremely butthurt
B) Living inside their own bubble
C) Narcissists
D) Sociopaths (how ironic)
E) An absolute jackass of a person
...and most importantly...
F) a pathetic individual, likely an incel or hypermasculine misogynist, who still lives in their parent's basement.
Let's all press F for these sad individuals while the real ISTPs continue doing what they do best in life.
I'm not an ISTP, but I sure as hell know for a fact that they are nothing like the recent nonsense being spewed out.
These hateful definitions do not reflect anything about ISTPs. However, it does reflect that the authors must be:
A) Extremely butthurt
B) Living inside their own bubble
C) Narcissists
D) Sociopaths (how ironic)
E) An absolute jackass of a person
...and most importantly...
F) a pathetic individual, likely an incel or hypermasculine misogynist, who still lives in their parent's basement.
Let's all press F for these sad individuals while the real ISTPs continue doing what they do best in life.
Bee: I just did my Myers-Briggs Personality Test!
Wendy: Nice! What did you get?
Bee: ISTP!
Wendy: Awesome!
Wendy: Nice! What did you get?
Bee: ISTP!
Wendy: Awesome!
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian December 26, 2021
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