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mouthfeel

For women: the interesting taste and feel of a penis while performing fellatio.

For men: the interesting taste and feel of a vagina while performing cunnilingus.

Often used by sex connoisseurs.

1) After performing fellatio on several men last night, Cara came down to the conclusion that Scott's penis had the best mouthfeel.

2) After performing cunnilingus on several women last night, Brad came down to the conclusion that Rachael's vagina had the best mouthfeel.

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian June 12, 2021

Fake Thot

An oxymoron

How can a thot be fake when the definition itself implies a girl who tries to be fake af just to get laid. It's like saying water is wet, well no shiet.

fake thot

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian December 19, 2023

Alibaba

The Chinese wholesale site where most consumer brands get their merchandise from. Also named after the multibillion dollar company that created the site.

Scummy businesses often buy cheap merchandise from Alibaba, slap their logo on them, and then solely rely on catchy marketing tactics and social media to hype their product up.

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian September 4, 2023

ASMR videos

Videos you'll find on YouTube that feature a combination of satisfying visual and audio triggers for relaxation purposes. Note that 'trigger' here means anything that makes you get tingles (some people call it the 'chills').

Note that ASMR videos do not include Mukbang, nor does it include mic licking (since it is mostly done with sexual intent).

Many ASMR videos of eye exam roleplays exist on YouTube.

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian June 20, 2021

Foreskin Envy

The moment of truth where a guy (usually in his teens) finds out that their penis is actually circumcised and that they were supposed to have a foreskin. Sometimes, this usually leads the guy to be naturally curious of how it would feel like to have a foreskin, and therefore they get envious, which can happen either consciously or at a subconscious level. Similar to Freud's penis envy.

(p.s. I am actually uncut but I can imagine how this would be like for a guy who's circumcised)

Guy 1: Hey, um, bro to bro, what's it like to have a foreskin?
Guy 2: It.... feels nice, I guess?
Guy 1: Oh wow that's great tell me more
Guy 2: Lmao bruh, I think you might have foreskin envy 😅

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian April 25, 2022

How to get downvoted

"Consent is a fucking joke."

See? It works.

This definition is living proof that my method works, the downvotes says it all. You're welcome.

How to get downvoted

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian December 24, 2021

non-conformist

Somebody who hates baby kittens, thinks the earth is flat, thinks vaccines cause autism, posits that climate change isn't real, that the moon landing was just a hoax, and every other nutty conspiracy theory you can think of.

Many people would think non-conformists are simply people who like unpopular stuff. But realistically the "unpopular" stuff is still rather popular to a certain degree (e.g. classical music).

The REAL non-conformists are those that actually like or support something that literally nobody would like or support. And those people are typically conspiracy nutjobs or psychopaths.

Pseudo non-conformist: I hate pop music
Real non-conformist: And I hate baby kittens
Pseudo non-conformist: Wtf

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian March 17, 2021