by Mark H June 24, 2004
1. Moments after I was fired from my job and was totally pissed off for it, I saw my boss walk across the parking lot, quickly got into my Mustang, and then car-raped his sorry bitch ass.
2. Fred Durst needs to be car-raped for being a total shitstain in America's rock music scene.
Mark H. Contributing to Urban Dictionary since February 2004.
2. Fred Durst needs to be car-raped for being a total shitstain in America's rock music scene.
Mark H. Contributing to Urban Dictionary since February 2004.
by Mark H October 16, 2004
A common name that parents would call their kids whom they think are successfully raising to be morally upstanding individuals in society.
Joey's parents think their kid is such a little angel as they raise him up around their close-minded Southern Baptist mentality, but we already know the truth. He has an entire porno mag collection and a handbook on black magic under his bed and he also has half of Mexico stored in his toy chest in his closet. Plus, he secretly watches Sodomy Street every day in his room.
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Mark H. Proud UrbanDictionary Slang Author since February 2004.
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Mark H. Proud UrbanDictionary Slang Author since February 2004.
by Mark H October 01, 2005
(At the annual town chili festival)
Judge: "Alright Frank, we all know that you are a chili genious. You have made the best chili in town for two years already. No doubt that this will be your third year."
Frank: "Indeed sir, this is my latest recepie that I sure hope will make everyone's taste buds dance and sing! Go on, have a taste!"
Judge: *gets a spoon and tastes Frank's chili* *gags in disgust* "Why I am very sorry Frank, but this chili is utter dog shit."
Frank: "Whaaat!?"
Old Lady: "Hey you Frank, have you seen my Fido around here? He's a large Great Dane and I have had a history of trouble keeping him on my leash. I am very sure I saw him right here. In fact, I even saw him climb up onto your stove and take a crap in your chili while it was still cooking!"
Judge: *suddenly feels very sick and loses his dinner all over the ground*
Mark H. UrbanDictionary author since February 2004.
Judge: "Alright Frank, we all know that you are a chili genious. You have made the best chili in town for two years already. No doubt that this will be your third year."
Frank: "Indeed sir, this is my latest recepie that I sure hope will make everyone's taste buds dance and sing! Go on, have a taste!"
Judge: *gets a spoon and tastes Frank's chili* *gags in disgust* "Why I am very sorry Frank, but this chili is utter dog shit."
Frank: "Whaaat!?"
Old Lady: "Hey you Frank, have you seen my Fido around here? He's a large Great Dane and I have had a history of trouble keeping him on my leash. I am very sure I saw him right here. In fact, I even saw him climb up onto your stove and take a crap in your chili while it was still cooking!"
Judge: *suddenly feels very sick and loses his dinner all over the ground*
Mark H. UrbanDictionary author since February 2004.
by Mark H May 07, 2005
While I was flying to Hawaii in the luxury jet, I happened to come across my girlfriend who was working as a flight attendant. During her break time, we both went to an area where there were no people sitting around and while we sat there unnoticed, she was giving me some amazing airhead.
Mark H. Urban Addict since February 2004
Mark H. Urban Addict since February 2004
by Mark H November 14, 2004
To masturbate. The term is used particularly to refer to male masturbation(jacking off), since the action of pulling on and fondling one's own penis or testicles often looks like actually rolling a pair of dice.
I was rolling my dice at those tig ol bitties on that hot broad who was giving me a private lap dance.
by Mark H September 07, 2004
A Cincinnati meteor shower is an antisocial act in which when you take a big sack of shit to the rooftop of a high-story building and then from there you proceed to unload the sack down on an unsuspecting crowd of people, raining the shit down on their heads and causing chaos and humiliation everywhere.
A Cincinnati meteor shower is the most extreme form of a Cincinatti surprise.
A Cincinnati meteor shower is the most extreme form of a Cincinatti surprise.
The antiwar protestors gasped in horror when they suddenly became the victims of the dreaded Cincinnati Meteor Shower.
by Mark H September 20, 2004