Mark's definitions

mushrooms

a fungus that is eaten like a vegetable

I like mushrooms on my pizza. ;)

by Mark September 11, 2003

grape

to rape someone by putting a couple of fingers up into her and rubbing her g-spot until she cums, usually while a couple of other guys are holding her in place.

I graped Sally while Mike and Dave held her. She was like embarrassed to tears at how hard she came.

by Mark May 13, 2005

nobskin

person who has skin on his nob .. the overlapping bit of a dick

"Your have loads of nobskin

by Mark September 28, 2003

Axis of Evil

A term that President George W. Bush made up to get a better approval rating. For more on Bush, see idiot.

George W. Bush's rear end is the ultimate Axis of Evil

by Mark December 6, 2003

foard

a neatly shaven taint smeared with feces

in the heat of passion,she proceded to lick my foard

by mark December 17, 2003

Latin Lover

Derived from a DJ in Cancun that describe the lonely hispanic man in all white.

Term for a spanish wanna be pimp but comes of more like a sad, pathetic, lonely spainard.

Guy 1: Dude whats up with that guy over there
Guy 2: He's Spainard
Guy 1: Ooooooo.....a latin lover

by Mark April 20, 2005

gutted rabbit

big open flaps meaty vagina

once she shaved her cunt it looked like a gutted rabbit

by Mark July 31, 2004