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nebraska slurpee 

when you ejaculate in a girl's nose and she snorts your jizz
"Tina nebraska slurpee'd Jim last night behind the Cinnabon. She still has a headache"

Nebraska snowball 

nuh-bras-kuh - snōˌbôl
noun
1. a sex act in which you farmer blow onto your partner, wipe the farmer blow off with your bean bag, then your partner sucks on your balls
verb
1. farmer blowing onto your partner, wiping it off with your bean bag, then having your balls sucked by said partner
"I gave her what she asked for, a Nebraska snowball. Because we love each other that much."

Nebraska Sailor

A person in charge of a boat or vessel who has no experience other than the training they received to fill the position they are in. Straight from the farm to the helm. Inexperienced boater. One who took the orientation course from the dealer and headed for the bay. Many young Navy and Coast Guard coxswains or deck officers fit this description until they get some miles under their keel.
Keep your wits about you, there's a lot of Nebraska Sailors on the water today.
Nebraska Sailor by Kris Jensen February 5, 2008

nebraska switch 

When you take the adhesive off half a skin and add it to another two skins to form a long skin, commonly used in relation to weed smoking
Ah shit we're out of long skins, I'll pull the ol' nebraska switch and make my own
nebraska switch by Tommyshlug October 30, 2022

Nebraska Scarlet and Cream

The true colors of the Nebraska Huskers or the act of fucking a girl vaginally while she is on her period during a Husker football game and then proceeding to ejaculate inside of her. After that you stick two fingers in her pussy from each hand, getting blood and jizz on each finger, and wipe it beneath each eye like a football players eye black.
True: dude why is there blood and jizz all over the new couch?

Neil: Playa I gave Rachel a Nebraska Scarlet and Cream in honor of the Huskers.

True: NOOO WAYYYY! Dude Rachels boyfriend, Aaron, is gunna be pissed.

Neil: No its all good, he's a Husker fan too.

Nebraska Screwball 

pouring a vanilla milkshake over your penis, freezing it using a walk-in freezer to make a solid frozen layer of milkshake on your penis, and proceeding to have sex with a girl, while rotating your entire body around the axis of her vagina.
"Last night, I heard that Steve gave his girlfriend a Nebraska Screwball!"