Marcus's definitions

koochielicious

Best pussy eatin in a lifetime.

Yummm. That was good eatin.
That was koochielicious.

by marcus February 18, 2003

Breekan

An omnipotent godlike figure that cannot be surpassed no matter how hard one tries. It's just impossible. If you ever come across a Breekan, one should just give up trying to defeat/outsmart/outdo it in anything.

"I got my ass pounded by a Breekan last night when I challenged him to a game of pool"

by Marcus March 28, 2004

cornhuskers

nebraska's collegiate football team residing in Lincoln. Changed their name from the bugeaters. This team was very dominant in the 90s, winning 3 national championships in 4 years, and playing in the title game 2 more times and losing under coach Tom Osbourne. A very storied college football team that is currently in a slump.

I like the old Herby Husker better.

by marcus February 1, 2005

jalapeno asshole

Also known as "asshole aflame".

I shouldn't have had eight beers and four bags of peanuts at the game last night because now I have asshole aflame.

by Marcus May 13, 2005

ficala

Ficala (noun): often used in a term of great anger when one gets so upset at the internet and he or she will say, "Great, I'm on fake online". Once they say it so fast with so much anger inside of them they get tounge twisted and end up saying "Ficala".

People with a really crappy ISP experience ficala.

My stupid computer is on ficala. I HATE THIS INTERNET!

by Marcus July 17, 2004

peadophilia

Hilarious mispelling of paedophilia or pedophilia, depending what language you are speaking.

George: I hate peadophiles!
Bob: Do you mean paedophiles?
George: Noo... I mean, people who want to fuck peas... leave me alone.

by Marcus July 29, 2004

cry and shame

To be a cry and a shame... the common mistake is cryin' shame but it account for both cry and shame

We lost, it was a total cry and shame!

by Marcus April 23, 2005