Marcus's definitions

lefty

A penis that hooks towards the left due to a lot of masturbation with the left hand

Damn, you have a massive lefty.

by Marcus January 5, 2005

Breekan

An omnipotent godlike figure that cannot be surpassed no matter how hard one tries. It's just impossible. If you ever come across a Breekan, one should just give up trying to defeat/outsmart/outdo it in anything.

"I got my ass pounded by a Breekan last night when I challenged him to a game of pool"

by Marcus March 28, 2004

koochielicious

Best pussy eatin in a lifetime.

Yummm. That was good eatin.
That was koochielicious.

by marcus February 18, 2003

cornhuskers

nebraska's collegiate football team residing in Lincoln. Changed their name from the bugeaters. This team was very dominant in the 90s, winning 3 national championships in 4 years, and playing in the title game 2 more times and losing under coach Tom Osbourne. A very storied college football team that is currently in a slump.

I like the old Herby Husker better.

by marcus February 1, 2005

jalapeno asshole

Also known as "asshole aflame".

I shouldn't have had eight beers and four bags of peanuts at the game last night because now I have asshole aflame.

by Marcus May 13, 2005

Got a rock

1. To botch something up
2. To have horribly bad luck
3. The special power of Ken

Just when everything was going well, Ken got a rock and McGee was raped by a goat

by Marcus November 19, 2003

filip

fat bastard

"oh my got look at filip, hes such a fat bastard"!

by marcus November 2, 2003