by Marco Porno January 13, 2009
When he ran out of spit Larry knew he might have to resort to a muddy tug to finish pumping one off.
by Marco Porno August 14, 2015
by Marco Porno May 07, 2015
When you push your naked woman, crotch first, down on the beach before coitus and debris gets into her folded bits and causes intense irritation upon her clitoris.
With his complete disregard for pain the man pumped away inside of the grit filled vagina causing the poor woman to develop a sandy olive.
by Marco Porno June 24, 2021
The act of masturbating in an angry manner when ones partner is available for sex but isn’t in the mood.
Because his wife would rather watch her TV shows instead of taking care of business, her husband went angrily into the bathroom and began to rage pump his meat in order to get the poison out.
by Marco Porno September 08, 2019
When one is having intercourse with cleavage (titty fucking) and times the ejaculation with tightly gripping the penis so the moving fist and semen collide intensely with the jaw so in slow motion it looks like a spit spraying boxer.
by Marco Porno July 19, 2015
by Marco Porno August 16, 2009