Definitions by Marco Porno
sandy olive
When you push your naked woman, crotch first, down on the beach before coitus and debris gets into her folded bits and causes intense irritation upon her clitoris.
With his complete disregard for pain the man pumped away inside of the grit filled vagina causing the poor woman to develop a sandy olive.
sandy olive by Marco Porno June 24, 2021
Rage pump
The act of masturbating in an angry manner when ones partner is available for sex but isn’t in the mood.
Because his wife would rather watch her TV shows instead of taking care of business, her husband went angrily into the bathroom and began to rage pump his meat in order to get the poison out.
Rage pump by Marco Porno September 8, 2019
Ghost wipe
When you’re done pooping and, a few minutes later, you still feel sticky so you wipe again and the remnants of your last departed one are still apparent on the toilet paper.
I pinched a giant loaf at work and still felt gooey in my asscrack so I did a ghost wipe an hour later and it looked like the bib from a senile tobacco chewer!
Ghost wipe by Marco Porno September 4, 2019
Muddy tug
When he ran out of spit Larry knew he might have to resort to a muddy tug to finish pumping one off.
Muddy tug by Marco Porno August 14, 2015
Creamy Uppercut
When one is having intercourse with cleavage (titty fucking) and times the ejaculation with tightly gripping the penis so the moving fist and semen collide intensely with the jaw so in slow motion it looks like a spit spraying boxer.
Creamy Uppercut by Marco Porno July 19, 2015
pussywood
pussywood by Marco Porno May 7, 2015
mandangle
mandangle by Marco Porno August 16, 2009