deer dicking

The act of putting a tape, ink, or painted penis on a deer crossing sign for laughs.
Dude! That sign needed some deer dicking!
by Marco Porno January 13, 2009
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Muddy tug

Using feces as a lube for masturbation.
When he ran out of spit Larry knew he might have to resort to a muddy tug to finish pumping one off.
by Marco Porno August 14, 2015
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pussywood

A woman who is obviously sexually aroused with apparent clitoral swelling.
She was so wet I saw pussywood.
by Marco Porno May 07, 2015
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sandy olive

When you push your naked woman, crotch first, down on the beach before coitus and debris gets into her folded bits and causes intense irritation upon her clitoris.
With his complete disregard for pain the man pumped away inside of the grit filled vagina causing the poor woman to develop a sandy olive.
by Marco Porno June 24, 2021
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Rage pump

The act of masturbating in an angry manner when ones partner is available for sex but isn’t in the mood.
Because his wife would rather watch her TV shows instead of taking care of business, her husband went angrily into the bathroom and began to rage pump his meat in order to get the poison out.
by Marco Porno September 08, 2019
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Creamy Uppercut

When one is having intercourse with cleavage (titty fucking) and times the ejaculation with tightly gripping the penis so the moving fist and semen collide intensely with the jaw so in slow motion it looks like a spit spraying boxer.
After Fred gave Wilma a Creamy Uppercut her jaw, and self esteem, hurt for a long time.
by Marco Porno July 19, 2015
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mandangle

The state of a penis, when flacid, hangs as low or lower than the testicles.
"Dude! I saw "Watchmen" and the glowing blue guy had a full on mandangle going on!"
by Marco Porno August 16, 2009
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