pussywood

A woman who is obviously sexually aroused with apparent clitoral swelling.

She was so wet I saw pussywood.

by Marco Porno May 06, 2015

milbot

An acronym that stands for a "Mom I'd Like (to) Beat Off To.

Dude! I noticed my wife's mom is a milbot!

by Marco Porno September 26, 2008

sandy olive

When you push your naked woman, crotch first, down on the beach before coitus and debris gets into her folded bits and causes intense irritation upon her clitoris.

With his complete disregard for pain the man pumped away inside of the grit filled vagina causing the poor woman to develop a sandy olive.

by Marco Porno June 24, 2021

deer dicking

The act of putting a tape, ink, or painted penis on a deer crossing sign for laughs.

Dude! That sign needed some deer dicking!

by Marco Porno September 27, 2008

Rage pump

The act of masturbating in an angry manner when ones partner is available for sex but isn’t in the mood.

Because his wife would rather watch her TV shows instead of taking care of business, her husband went angrily into the bathroom and began to rage pump his meat in order to get the poison out.

by Marco Porno September 08, 2019

mandangle

The state of a penis, when flacid, hangs as low or lower than the testicles.

"Dude! I saw "Watchmen" and the glowing blue guy had a full on mandangle going on!"

by Marco Porno August 16, 2009

deer dick

An alteration to a deer crossing sign that makes the deer appear to have a large penis.

Ha ha ha! Look at the deer dick on that sign!

by Marco Porno September 27, 2008