deer dicking

The act of putting a tape, ink, or painted penis on a deer crossing sign for laughs.

Dude! That sign needed some deer dicking!

by Marco Porno January 13, 2009

pussywood

A woman who is obviously sexually aroused with apparent clitoral swelling.

She was so wet I saw pussywood.

by Marco Porno May 07, 2015

Muddy tug

Using feces as a lube for masturbation.

When he ran out of spit Larry knew he might have to resort to a muddy tug to finish pumping one off.

by Marco Porno August 14, 2015

sandy olive

When you push your naked woman, crotch first, down on the beach before coitus and debris gets into her folded bits and causes intense irritation upon her clitoris.

With his complete disregard for pain the man pumped away inside of the grit filled vagina causing the poor woman to develop a sandy olive.

by Marco Porno June 24, 2021

mandangle

The state of a penis, when flacid, hangs as low or lower than the testicles.

"Dude! I saw "Watchmen" and the glowing blue guy had a full on mandangle going on!"

by Marco Porno August 16, 2009

deer dick

An alteration to a deer crossing sign that makes the deer appear to have a large penis.

Ha ha ha! Look at the deer dick on that sign!

by Marco Porno January 13, 2009

milbot

An acronym that stands for a "Mom I'd Like (to) Beat Off To.

Dude! I noticed my wife's mom is a milbot!

by Marco Porno January 13, 2009