Marc's definitions

quizsubrat

evil rat things from quiznos add

HOLY FUCK! LOOK AT THE EVIL RAT THINGY SINGING FOR QUIZNOS *shudders*

by marc February 15, 2004

gou

n. Slang for male gentalia; penis.

Wow! look at the size of my gou!

by Marc January 4, 2003

ToiletDuck

Someone who is known to let Catmandoo's own him. Usually caused by ToiletDuck eating or perhaps watching his kitty, while Catmandoo kills him.

Wow, Catmandoo, you killed me while I was watching television and brushing my teeth!

by Marc March 17, 2005

ghetto heater

Pissin in the pool while other people are swimming with you

Hey dude did you just use the ghetto heater the waters all yellow

by marc May 5, 2003

nuker

Contemporary kitchen appliance that heats food by exposing water molecules to a constant beam of radiation. Newer models radiate all the molecules in food. Men's second best friend: the Microwave oven.

Frozen Burritos? Pop 'em in the nuker!

by Marc May 27, 2004

big chicken dinner

1. n. (military) slang for a BCD or "bad conduct discharge", the second least desired status of a US military serviceman.

A serviceman usually leaves with an honorable, general under honorable conditions, general under dishonorable conditions, or the big chicken dinner. If he really fucked up, he'll get a dishonorable discharge.

by Marc February 14, 2004

reach around

1. n: the performance of the act of masterbating a sexual partner, usually while the person performing this act is simultaneously performing doggy style, anal sex, or spooning on the same partner as the person on top.

See also: hand job, jacking off

2. n: a metaphor of def 1 describing compensation, usually derogetory.

1. I was fucking my girlfriend doggy style, and gave her a reach around so we could get off together

2. I coughed up five thousand dollars for this piece of shit car and the transmission shit the bed the next day. The fucker who sold it to me didn't even give me a reach around.

by Marc January 3, 2004