Marc's definitions

Clam Quack

A fanny fart

My birds cunt did a huge Clam Quack
when i was boning her.

by marc December 12, 2003

Call the wahmbulance

Spoken to an individual when they are whining or complaining excessively.

Background: Combination of 'wah' and ambulance.

Guy1: Dude, I have had a totally crappy day! My hair looks horrible and I got a pimple on my butt!

Guy2: Why are you telling me this? Call the wahmbulance!!

by Marc May 17, 2004

wix

One who is overly obese , has children , Doesn't see them , Drink's Bourbon with them even though they're only 12 and 13 years old , Still plays virtual places chat from dusk till dawn after 11 and a half years.

"Im getting drunk timmy pooh "lol" i need another glass of bourbon "lol" i can hardly stand even though im sitting "lol" im such a wix "lol"

by marc February 11, 2004

Tao, taoism

A philosophy of oriental origin, comprised of pothead logic.

Taoism, "The way"

by marc February 19, 2004

Flittermouse

A bat

by Marc October 15, 2003

Joy ride

A great song on Grand Theft Auto one. The One which started it all. Has the best music and most rememberable.

Take it to da edge theres nowhere ta hide and call up da boys and lets go fora joy ride

by Marc August 14, 2004

Plungerboard

Plungerboard - Often used sitting down to enable the rider to lean side to side to keep controll.

Riding down on a PlungerBoard(TM) There are left and right turns, Useing your legs/upper body to turn around them.

by Marc November 29, 2003