Marc's definitions

over the shoulder boulder holder

sex position act including a man and a woman.

When you're doing it doggy in the poop shoot and your arm is over her shoulder holding that boulder.

by Marc February 16, 2005

Kitty Porn

Pornography containing older men having sexual relations with a girl under the age of 18 or people under the age of 18 being filmed having sexual relations.

Kitty porn is NOT cool. I do not condone it in any way. No one should ever watch kitty porn, nor should any one make it. Anyone who has anything to do with the production, buying, selling, or watching of kitty porn should hang him/her-self right now.

Pee Wee Herman was busted for having Kitty Porn.

by Marc April 4, 2005

mukjes

Selection markers

Did you update the mukjes.

by marc May 9, 2003

Tenderizing

The act of pounding on a person's anus with your fist so as to loosen the anus, thus allowing penetation with a penis and or finger. Do not try this with a vagina, mouth, eye, or ear as you may find both your partner and yourself in a shitload of pain.

I must tenderize your anus.

by Marc April 4, 2005

axion

AxioN is pwning s0m3 b1sh3s!

AxioN is the man, I need some AxioN.

AxioN is shiznit

by Marc May 26, 2004

Spoooolllllz

When one cups the hand in a gripping form, and air-masturbates, and says spools.

"Yeah man,, SPOOOOOLLLLLLSSSS *wank motion*"

by Marc December 7, 2004

fuckton

1: n. A very large amount. 2: Very heavy unit of measure. 3: A futon sofa that is used for sexual purposes.

Syn: assload, fuckload, shitload, shitton, beaucoup

Ant: jack shit

1. I can't go clubbing tonight, I have a fuckton of work on my puter.

2. Yo dude, that bitch gotta be sportin 17 fucktons.

3. Hey homey, you don't wanna plant your ass there. There's a shitload of Santorum on the fuckton.

by Marc December 11, 2003