Marc's definitions

Call the wahmbulance

Spoken to an individual when they are whining or complaining excessively.

Background: Combination of 'wah' and ambulance.

Guy1: Dude, I have had a totally crappy day! My hair looks horrible and I got a pimple on my butt!

Guy2: Why are you telling me this? Call the wahmbulance!!

by Marc May 17, 2004

Clam Quack

A fanny fart

My birds cunt did a huge Clam Quack
when i was boning her.

by marc December 12, 2003

sacktate

Slang for the word ejaculation, which uses a combination of the word "sack" (in reference to the scrotum) and "lactate", due to the secretion of fluids.

Dude, her butt is so nice, I basically sacktate every time I see it.

by Marc May 19, 2010

Lemmy Badger

A medium sized mammal who makes a cocoon out of muff hair inside the small crevices of a woman's body.

Yuo must have a lemmy badger in your ass becase you are treating me like a rotten terd.

by Marc April 3, 2005

Flittermouse

A bat

by Marc October 15, 2003

wix

One who is overly obese , has children , Doesn't see them , Drink's Bourbon with them even though they're only 12 and 13 years old , Still plays virtual places chat from dusk till dawn after 11 and a half years.

"Im getting drunk timmy pooh "lol" i need another glass of bourbon "lol" i can hardly stand even though im sitting "lol" im such a wix "lol"

by marc February 11, 2004

computer tech

a person who gets underpaid to fix simple user errors

Person A:"My computer is working."
Person B:"Call that computer tech"

by marc September 4, 2003