slipknot

Shitty band which you hear when you flick through the shit cable channels on cable or when you flick through the channels and you need to go for a quick piss. They all think it is cool to wear masks and make spazzy noises. They must do that for a living and think that their fans actually like them for their music. If they were blakc they could of qualified for def comedy jam

"And now here is Slipknot with"

"We really do sing like a load of reatards"

Verse 1 man with dreadlocks
We sing like reatards
We sing like reatards We sing like reatards
RETAAAURDSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

Chorus Vlade Divac look-a-like
Gwarrrrrrrrr gwayfoor yar yarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr worrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Verse 2 sung by a proper spaz
We also look like retards
yWe also look like retards We also look like retards

Rest of song for 2 hours
Gwarrrrrrrrr gwayfoor yar yarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr worrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr Gwarrrrrrrrr gwayfoor yar yarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr worrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
spazzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz retaurdssssssssssssssssssss yeahhhhhhhhhhh gwafarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

KoRn: Wow I wish we were as bad as that!

by Marc July 31, 2004

hueon

Also spelt: weon

A Chilean word with multiple meanings. It can be used about friends, in a joking manner just to say "friend". It can also be a generic swear like "ass hole".

I can also appear as:

hueando/weando/hueviar/weviar/hueviando/weviando "messing around" (non-sexual)

huea / wea "shit" (not-literal)

Oye hueon como estas?
Hey buddy how are you?

Estoy hueviando.
I am just messing around.

Que es este huea?
What is this shit?

by Marc November 03, 2003

fuckton

1: n. A very large amount. 2: Very heavy unit of measure. 3: A futon sofa that is used for sexual purposes.

Syn: assload, fuckload, shitload, shitton, beaucoup

Ant: jack shit

1. I can't go clubbing tonight, I have a fuckton of work on my puter.

2. Yo dude, that bitch gotta be sportin 17 fucktons.

3. Hey homey, you don't wanna plant your ass there. There's a shitload of Santorum on the fuckton.

by Marc December 11, 2003

Chub

Usually means a fat dick, but in this definition, it is a male who is particulary fat.

Damn, that is one hot chub, he must weigh about 300 pounds!

by Marc December 30, 2004

squizzar

Another name for a tobacco stick. Originating from the streets of Chicago in the late 90's

I really need a squizzar otherwise im gonna go crazy.

by marc January 28, 2005

cha cha slide

A dance common in grammar school dances. It involves sliding to the left right,clappping it up, taking it back now ya'll, and cha chaing real smooth. Personally I prefer to grind, or just plain fucking, but then again kids who do the cha cha slide are either 10 or like some 30 year old guy who lives in his mothers basement and can only hook up with 10 year olds.

I want to kill the person who created the cha cha slide. Him and William Hung are going to be lynched with barbed wire.

by Marc April 19, 2005

Cananicle

noun. A long object that is thrown from a girls anus similar to that of defecating.
verb. To throw a foreign object from one's anus.

noun. Damn that cananicle is huge!
verb: I had to cananicize you penis from myself.

by Marc April 03, 2005