Marc's definitions

reach around

1. n: the performance of the act of masterbating a sexual partner, usually while the person performing this act is simultaneously performing doggy style, anal sex, or spooning on the same partner as the person on top.

See also: hand job, jacking off

2. n: a metaphor of def 1 describing compensation, usually derogetory.

1. I was fucking my girlfriend doggy style, and gave her a reach around so we could get off together

2. I coughed up five thousand dollars for this piece of shit car and the transmission shit the bed the next day. The fucker who sold it to me didn't even give me a reach around.

by Marc January 3, 2004

Xiolent

A term generally meaning "awesome" or "cool."

Kid: "That kid is so cool."
Kid 2: "Yeah, but is he 'xiolent' cool?"
Kid: "No... only Marc is xiolent cool."
Kid 2: "Werd."
Kid: "Let's go poke fat kids."
Kid 2: "Totally xiolent."

by Marc April 19, 2005

smurf

when your balls get stuck to your leg

when you get up after sitting with your legs together and u feel your balls stuck to your leg

by marc May 13, 2005

the cow went to the swamp

Very old Brazilian expression, which means "all is (was) lost", with no turning back. Probably from rural origin, just think a farmer trying to rescue a cow from been stuck to death in a swamp.

It's used in situations like "The situation of the company was already bad in the Telecom market, then came the Chinese products and the cow went to the swamp"

by Marc June 11, 2006

bloast

Beating someone up

Homie I,m gonna bloast him up

by Marc June 5, 2004

ricer

any person who spends more money to make their car look like it goes fast than they spend on actually making it go fast.

Usually people who try to get into the import tuning scene after watching the fast and the furious a few too many times. Not necessarily anyone who goes and buys a bodykit, because a few of those actually do decrease drag, increase cooling, etc., like veilside and stuff, just crappy ripoffs that dont do a damn thing except maybe increase downforce, but if you have a FWD car, a spoiler is just gonna make you go slower. Also, if you have any idea how cars work, you'd realize that there really is no point in making a car look fast if it cant go fast, and if you dont understand how cars work, or dont care, you have no business even pretending to be a part of the tuner scene.

Billy and Bobby both have 6000 to spend on their car. Billy invests it in suspension and engine work, and Bobby buys a "sick" body kit, and some "tight" rims. So, Billy has a fast car that will surprise anyone wanting to race it, and bobby is hitching a ride back home, because his "sick" body kit blocked all air to the engine.
Can you spot the ricer?

by Marc July 26, 2004

westside shocker

just like the regular shocker, except the index and middle fingers are crossed, and the thumb is extended, making some weird ass w-ish shit.

last time i tried the westside shocker she punched me in the face

by Marc August 6, 2004