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Bass Guitar

A four string guitar tuned EADG. Properly played using one's index and middle finger to "pick"(the thumb can also be used the strum), improperly played by dumbass guitarists who use a pick and think they can play bass.
Other playing types include slapping, in which the bassist hits the string with the side of his thumb, and plucking in which the bassist hooks his or her finger underneath the string an pulls.
I play bass guitar.

Les Claypool of Primus is a great bassist.

Cliff Burton is a good bassist.

Krist Novoselic is a terrible bassist.
by Marc July 21, 2008
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Windows ME

Windows 98 with a new name. Its really slow and crappy and I have to use them at school. They changed the horrible blue screen error with ie.explorer.exe wont work error.
Bill Gates: "This is the brand new version of Windows. Windows ME were ME stands for millenium edition which is Windows 98 with a new name (don't tell anyone).

We at Microsoft the leaders in the problem creators for the problem solvers highly reccomend using ISPs and Hardware which can only match to our supeior, AOL dialup and Microsoft Wireless multimedia keyboard and mouse.

New features in AOL 9.0 is it just will not fucking work more shit then ever.

The Microsoft wireless multimedia keyboard has a automatic wrist rest and keyboard hight adjuster which we gurantee will fit in with your desktop in other words It'll break.

The microsoft wireless multimedia mouse has a random mouse click breaker as well as some batteries are not big enough so I have to use duracell batteries everytime my mouse runs out. Also the grip runs out
by Marc August 1, 2004
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Bar Bitch

the person who always ends up getting the rounds in
'get me my drink, bar bitch'
by Marc January 21, 2004
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Kitty Porn

Pornography containing older men having sexual relations with a girl under the age of 18 or people under the age of 18 being filmed having sexual relations.

Kitty porn is NOT cool. I do not condone it in any way. No one should ever watch kitty porn, nor should any one make it. Anyone who has anything to do with the production, buying, selling, or watching of kitty porn should hang him/her-self right now.
Pee Wee Herman was busted for having Kitty Porn.
by Marc April 4, 2005
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cooter cutter

a pussy fart (more commonly known as a quief)
Christina just let a cooter cutter.
by Marc April 19, 2004
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stuffed shirt

n. person who is perceived as useless, stupid, or given more credit than he/she deserves -- usually a person in higher income or social prominence. See also, blowhard.

Entymology/usage: To call someone a "stuffed shirt" is of course, derogetory. The shirt is given more credit than the person wearing (or stuffing) it by the person wielding this insult. It is used widely in describing politicians or a loud-mouthed employer.
Everything was running fine in the office before the stuffed shirts from the consulting firm made useless changes that did nothing but create more work.
by Marc February 27, 2004
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induvidably

another way to agree with someone, meaning: indeed, or affirmative
Do you agree?
Induvidably
by Marc February 3, 2004
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