Marc's definitions

Shaq

Player who has now gone to Miamiheat because he Is shit.

I could never get those free throws!
(Steel)

Shaq....Shaq goes for the dunk....And he asks for a substitution!

And we welcome you here for todays match between Miami vs Nuggets. Shaq gets the jumpball...And gets a substitution.

Shaq is out for 4 weeks due to him attempting a jumpball!

by Marc December 27, 2004

download

1. verb. To defecate, commonly used as a euphamism over wireless communication when a third party who may be offended may be listening.

2. verb. To retrieve a digital file electronically, usually over the internet.

3. noun. A digital file retrieved as per definition 2.

4. verb. To be told news that is unwanted by the receipient.

1. I was talking to the boss on the walkie-talkie in front of a client. When I asked if he could meet up with us, he said taht he was downloading.

2. I downloaded a virus by mistake. It fucked up my puter.

3. The file I got from kazaa was a really good download.

4. My roommate got back to our crib and started downloading her day to me while I was trying to chill.

by Marc December 17, 2003

computer tech

a person who gets underpaid to fix simple user errors

Person A:"My computer is working."
Person B:"Call that computer tech"

by marc September 4, 2003

Call the wahmbulance

Spoken to an individual when they are whining or complaining excessively.

Background: Combination of 'wah' and ambulance.

Guy1: Dude, I have had a totally crappy day! My hair looks horrible and I got a pimple on my butt!

Guy2: Why are you telling me this? Call the wahmbulance!!

by Marc May 17, 2004

blue balls

When you're close to orgasm but then you stop cause your parents are coming. Felt in the balls and partially in the taint

Oh ya, here it comes...*walking noises* Oh no my parents *zip*

by Marc December 18, 2003

lifted

When a guy has extremely "large wood" i.e "pocket rocket"

"Damn dat bitch from da valley get me lifted every time i see her!!

by Marc November 28, 2003

Plungerboard

Plungerboard - Often used sitting down to enable the rider to lean side to side to keep controll.

Riding down on a PlungerBoard(TM) There are left and right turns, Useing your legs/upper body to turn around them.

by Marc November 29, 2003