Definitions by ManletDepreciator
The Manlet
The Manlet is a hilariously brilliant trollsome poem penned by the phenomenally formidable 6-foot tall English mathematician, logician, photographer and novelist, the invigoratingly illustrious Charles Lutwidge Dodgson, better known by his notable nom de plume Lewis Carroll. True to the nature of the mental giant and valiant visionary that Lewis Carroll unquestionably was, The Manlet much later kickstarted and inspired the heavily manletism-focused online height enthusiast movement, that still remains universally beloved and enthusiastically active, by for example periodically manifesting itself via the perhaps less elegant but certainly equally eloquent manlet death threads that providentially pervade the internet to this very day. Before tragically dying of pneumonia in 1898 at the age of 65, Lewis Carroll invented a word puzzle game that he called the doublet, no doubt as a final nod to all of the magnificent manmores out there who would inevitably in the future aspire to follow in his colossal footsteps.
Manmore 1: ... and that's how the minuscule manlet boy ended up in the vacuum cleaner bag. By the way, what's your favorite song? Manmore 2: The musical masterpiece Short People by the godlike Randy Newman of course! What's your favorite poem, brah? Manmore 1: The Manlet by the preeminent Lewis Carroll, without a doubt! Manmore 2: Short people got no reason. Manmore 1: Dwarfishly-statured manlets BTFO.
The Manlet by ManletDepreciator October 8, 2024
Alpha M.
As his completely and utterly delusional pseudonym unquestionably suggests, the dwarfed 5ft4 small turbo-manlet Aaron "Alpha M." Marino is the preposterously petite personification of manlet cope. Exceeding only at telling tall tales about protein powder and his self-evident manletism, taking steroids, giving standing blowjobs and constantly inventing new forms of manlet mathematics and guy height, Aaron "Absolute Manlet" Marino is axiomatically afflicted with such Stalinesquely severe levels of small man syndrome due to his subhumanly stunted short stature, that he is forced to regularly post mortifyingly manletism and manlet rage-induced bitterly boyish bodybuilding YouTube videos out of his manlet pit of a hobbit-hole, like the sneaky and stunted, effeminate Ewok, petite little manlet princess that he most certainly is. Perhaps Aaron "Abominable Manlet" Marino would be best advised to stop being an overcompensating, scamming Little Napoleon and to finally embrace his peculiar petiteness and inherent effeminacy by henceforth only posting baking, cooking, home decoration and yoga videos while enthusiastically submitting to a real man (manmore) and thereby accepting his ridiculous role as the sexy sissy manlet that he was always destined to be, as nature so clearly intends it?
Madison: Manlet detected. Isn't that Aaron Alpha M. "Abhorrently Minuscule" Marino being brutally squashed beneath a two-pound dumbbell over there? Maria: Who cares? Short people got nobody. Madison: Manlets rise up!
Alpha M. by ManletDepreciator October 3, 2024
PewDiePie
Felix Arvid Ulf "Gartenzwerg" Kjellberg, also known as PewDiePie, ManletPie, NaziPie, "Nigger Guy" and "Der Führer" is a highly racist and shockingly stunted, 5ft8 small, sneaky Swedish YouTube manlet. Next to posting a never-ending stream of manlet cope videos, featuring his beard of a wifelet and absolutely hilarious levels of manlet mathematics, tall tales and guy height in order to distract from the self-evident fact that ManletPie is nothing short of an anti-Semitic, small man syndrome suffering, subhumanly stunted, spineless Swedish sissy Shortstack, NaziPie is also infamous for his racist rantings and Third Reich symbolism, as evidenced for example in the notorious "bridge video", where the dwarfed Swede (for shame!) uses the N-word while shooting at an opponent who is crossing a bridge in a popular battle royal video game and in his mortifying manlet rage-induced T-Series diss track, small-mindedly entitled "Bitch Lasagna", where he uses a host of anti-Indian slurs. Perhaps Felix "Kleines Männlein" Kjellberg would be best advised to stick to playing childish video games while languishing in his manlet pit of a hobbit-hole like nature intends it and leaving politics to the big boys as he is clearly way too short to see the bigger picture? Manlets, when will they learn?
Manmore 1: Look at Felix PewDiePie "Schutzstaffel" Kjellberg prancing around on the red carpet while wearing his new chopines! Lol, doesn't she look cute? Manmore 2: As per usual that preposterously petite manlet prison wife pixy princess is the belle of the ball, indeed. Manmore 1: Man card revoked! Oh wait, he never had one...
PewDiePie by ManletDepreciator October 2, 2024
barnyard manlet
The barnyard manlet, also known as the cabbage patch manlet, is a microscopically minuscule misanthropic manlet who has been so completely and utterly driven to madness by the devastatingly deadly disability of manletism (the catastrophically crippling curse of excruciatingly and eternally existing as a dwarfed male shorter than 5ft10), that he now indulges in a countryside lifestyle by frolicking around like the tiny fairy that he is in barnyards while wearing flowery and frilly summer dresses and high heels. Quickly adapting to his new environment, akin to the stunted sub-aquatic murloc manlet, the bitterly boyish barnyard manlet is always eager to please his superlatively superior, supremely magnificent manmore farmer overlord by enthusiastically serving as a chew toy for the towering farmer's guard dogs, as a garden gnome (naturally), a doorstop, a leg rest, a spittoon and as a Stalinesquely stunted hobbit scarecrow after rightfully receiving a hanging wedgie from a laughing pig named Napoleon and then sobbingly dangling for hours on end suspended by his pink panties from a toothpick embedded in a field in the middle of nowhere. Manlet Animal Farm. In his spare time the barnyard manlet enjoys mud wrestling chickens (before having his way with them) and chugging down copious amounts of Hobbit Ale (made from fermented rabbit poop and petty-dwarf roots) mixed with horse semen (in the desperate hope of finally triggering a growth spurt), as is the dwarven tradition.
Barnyard manlet: Hey there sweet cheeks, do you wanna buy some of my Hobbit Ale? Samantha: Absolutely not! Now cease your tall tales manletspeak, choke on your enema juice, posture check yourself, pick up your high heels and then go cry in the nearest manlet pit, you grotesquely gnomish, petite and puny, ridiculous runt of an effeminate Ewok mama's boy midget monstrosity! Manlets BTFO.
barnyard manlet by ManletDepreciator October 2, 2024
manlet tossing
The highly entertaining, hilarious and trendy new sport of manlet tossing, which is surely soon to be recognized by the International Olympic Committee as an Olympic sport, consists of two or more competitors who take turns selecting a captured manlet out of the manlet pile in the adjacent manlet pit, to then effortlessly lift the pint-sized pipsqueak peewee manlet up onto their shoulders, before subsequently tossing the dwarfishly diminutive, stunted little manlet boy as far as they possibly can. If most of the onlookers refrain from urinating into the manlet pit over the course of the competition, then the kidnapped manlets will even agree to sing their favorite song Short People in veneration of their God and hero Randy Newman as they are being hurled through the air!
Manmore 1: Hey, why is that group of children standing around in that parking lot over there? Manmore 2: They seem to be engaging in the universally popular new sport of manlet tossing. Lol, that little girl just threw a subhumanly stunted squealing sissy manlet clear across the parking lot into a nearby trashcan, where he obviously belongs! Manmore 1: Gold medal! Manmore 2: Manlets BTFO.
manlet tossing by ManletDepreciator October 1, 2024
tall tales
Tall tales are manlet cope, also known as short stories and leprechaun lies. Invariably expressed to you from far below by little voices, goin' peep, peep, peep, tellin' great big lies in their hissy fit manletspeak while wearing platform shoes on their nasty, little feet - just lol at tall tales telling short people 'round here. The content of tall tales often includes but is not limited to: manlet mathematics and guy height relating to the microscopic manlet's ludicrously ladylike and dwarfishly diminutive height, small man syndrome manlet rage-induced halfling half-truths about how the silly manlet boy could totally fight against a towering manmore and how the minuscule midget manlet definitely wouldn't immediately pass out and girlishly pee his pipsqueak, pint-sized, peewee pants, as well as massively delusional manlet cope about how the subhumanly stunted Oompa Loompa Ewok manlet is actually a happy hobbit because clothes cost less in the children's section and that he can convincingly cross-dress and pass as a women whenever the petite and effeminate sissy manlet desires to do so in order to turn tricks to afford his daily fix of step stools and booster seats (especially since he has a closet full of high heels at home anyway). Short people got no reason. Manlets rise up!
Allison: Manlet detected. Isn't that the tall tales telling turbo-manlet Tiny Todd "Toxic Homunculus" Howard over there? Maria: Damn, I forgot my magnifying glass! Let's have a closer look. Allison: Oh, it's just a particularly petite garden gnome! Maria: Manlets rise up!
tall tales by ManletDepreciator October 1, 2024
pickup artist manlet
The abominable pickup artist manlet (a subhumanly stunted male shorter than 5ft10) is an exceptionally delusional, pea-brained low IQ manlet, even by manlet standards, because he has injudiciously chosen to invest all of his girlishly giddy energy into the frivolous pursuit of the exact group of people who despise and loathe manlet boys the most - the universality of womankind. Afflicted by indescribably immense levels of manlet cope, manlet mathematics, guy height and small man syndrome, the pint-sized, peewee pipsqueak pickup artist manlet can often be detected lying unconscious outside of bars and restaurants while wearing 9 inch high heels and an Oompa Loompa costume after another one of his childish mental midget seduction techniques of peacocking and negging unsurprisingly went awry yet again, hanging around in front of nightclubs while desperately offering to give all of the manmore bouncers standing blowjobs if they will only agree to let him drink out of an unflushed toilet in the women's bathroom and fearfully hopping around on the sidewalks of red-light districts while trying not to get stepped on and squashed as the diminutive and deranged turbo-manlet frantically attempts to peak up the skirts of all of the disgusted women that cross his precariously petite path. Short people got nobody. Manlets, when will they learn?
Pickup artist manlet: Wow, that ass must be jelly, 'cause jam don't shake like that! Hannah: You can fuck right off, you grotesquely gnomish pickup artist manlet! Choke on your dwarfish manletspeak and go posture check yourself, while I'll go have hot sex with my 6ft7 tall magnificent manmore boyfriend, you utterly insignificant, petite and effeminate, stunted little sissy fairy manlet abomination! Completely and utterly manlets BTFO.
pickup artist manlet by ManletDepreciator September 30, 2024