Mandi 's definitions

stork

To impede or block access to.

Dude, quit storking the remote!

by Mandi January 18, 2004

goff

Another way to pronounce the word goth. Used to make the word seem more new. Quirky, unusual people do it.

I am not a goth as you say. I...I am a goff. Mwhahahaha!

by mandi November 28, 2003

Bluegrass

An excuse once a year in sweet home Winfield, Kansas when everyone gets really really drunk, wet, cold, and sick and has a great time sleeping on the ground

I can't; I am going to Bluegrass!

by Mandi September 23, 2003

douche bag

People who have snow on their boards or skiis while they are on a lift and "Accidently" drop it on a snowboarder down below!

boarder that got hit with snow: "You f*ckin douche bag! "

by Mandi January 27, 2004

pastry fucker

A person who masturbates by sticking their dick in the hollow part of a donut.

Cop gave me a speeding ticket when I was only 5 mph over the limit! What a pastry fucker!

by mandi November 28, 2003

Thot

The hood own that.

That bitch is ratchet she's a thot.
The whole crew fucked that thot.

by Mandi May 5, 2014

condom

a rubber cover used for protection in a sexual interaction.
a rubber cover used to cover the penis in sex
somthing my brothe likes to blow up like a balloon and tie them togethere
to look like balls!!!!and another one for the penis

a."don't forget to put ur condom on jonny".
b.don't be such condom"

by mandi June 17, 2004