nosterday

Everyone has experienced a shitty day at some point in their lives. Some of these days are so bad that positive terms like yes are not okay to describe it. That is where nosterday comes in. It is a term used whenever you do not wish to use the yes in yesterday and need a suitable alternative.

Frank: Hey, how were you yesterday?
John: Awful. I got fired from my job, the bank foreclosed my house, and my drug dealer got arrested. It was an utter nosterday.

by ManMan36 March 29, 2016

subscriber rate

The amount of youtube subscribers a youtube channel gains in an average day. This number can only be found using an external source.

Pewdiepie's subscriber rate is about 10000.
My subscriber rate is exactly zero.

by ManMan36 May 08, 2016

vlog

A video bragging about how much better the creator's life is compared to yours.

VLOGGER: My life is so interesting. I record every second of it.
Human Dictionary: Define {narcissist.

by ManMan36 August 01, 2016

classic witch notation

When a mean and nasty woman (a witch) is being mean and nasty to someone else. These kind of witches don't have cauldrons or brooms; they are just people you want to stay miles away from. Refers to a single person, not a group.

Guy: That woman is following classic witch notation on Jeremy.

Witch: NGFDGUGGUTGTGITTHBNTBGTUGITGJTIGBTNGITUB!
Jeremy: Shut up, you bitch!

by ManMan36 March 12, 2016

appetized hands

Hands with the appetite to masturbate. Usually caused by a boner.

If you have a boner and appetized hands, be careful if you wish to masturbate.

by ManMan36 April 29, 2016

void

How you say "function" in the programming language of C#

void start ()
{

print "Initialized Code."
}

by ManMan36 May 20, 2016

mcdonald trump

Seriously? Nobody has made this pun yet? Well, Donald Trump is a (un)wise man, and McDonalds is unwise to eat. Both are corrupting the American climate.

If McDonald Trump is actually elected president, the population of Canada will double in under 24 hours.

by ManMan36 January 27, 2016