sausage

A piece of meat eaten with breakfast or with ketchup and mustard and definitely NOT located beneath the male pants.

Mm sausages.

by ManMan36 May 09, 2016

iron bicep

A bicep of a bodybuilder. Very strong, tough, and attractive.

Hey, that guy has the iron bicep.

by ManMan36 March 12, 2016

f'(x)

The first derivative of a function. See calculus.

If f(x) is equal to x^2+2x+5
then f'(x) is equal to 2x+2.

by ManMan36 May 23, 2016

cellphone blindness

A condition where the person is compulsively staring at their phone no matter the situation. They are completely oblivious to the outside world (hence "blindness"). These people are extremely annoying to their surroundings (especially when they are doing the ol' text 'n walk), and while doing so can put themselves and others in danger.

If you have cellphone blindness often, get help because you may be a cellphone addict.

by ManMan36 May 17, 2016

Billy O. Naire

A generic name for the common billionaire. Don't get it. Read the term out loud and you will. :)

Person A: Who is the richest person on the planet?
Person B.: Why Billy O. Naire of course.
Person C: Actually, Bill Gates

by ManMan36 June 09, 2016

mcdonald trump

Seriously? Nobody has made this pun yet? Well, Donald Trump is a (un)wise man, and McDonalds is unwise to eat. Both are corrupting the American climate.

If McDonald Trump is actually elected president, the population of Canada will double in under 24 hours.

by ManMan36 January 27, 2016

tv hammer

A hammer that is used to smash a TV.

John: Check it out! I got a new flatscreen TV.
Fred: I'll grab the TV hammer.
John: Nooooo!

by ManMan36 May 20, 2016