dollar eye syndrome

Typically, when a person is being exceptionally greedy at a time (having dollar sign eyes), it is a one time thing and they revert back to normal. Dollar Eye Syndrome (DES) refers to someone who has the dollar sign eyes turned on permanently. Symptoms include making rash, greedy decisions that can result in the loss of friends, family, global sanity, and in extreme cases, even lives. This syndrome is very common among very rich CEOs.
Ex-McDonald's Employee: Who is the CEO of McDonald's? I got paid minimum wage and I am sure he would have paid me nothing if it was legal. That bastard has Dollar Eye Syndrome.
Random guy: (Does a Google search): Steve Easterbrook sir.
by ManMan36 May 11, 2016
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serial rejector

The guy tasked with the difficult and tedious deed of pressing the "keep out" button over and over again when someone posts their definition 50 times.
Ugh, Urban Spam? I guess I am the serial rejector.
by ManMan36 May 21, 2016
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underwear rash

That painful feeling that occurs on the legs due to wearing underwear. When the bottom of the underpants squeezes a section of the leg, an uncomfortable sensation develops and stays long after the underwear is adjusted and/or removed. Ice helps, but the process can be painful itself, and it takes time and patience.

The sole reason this author hates underwear
Damn it. I got an underwear rash. I'm fucked for the rest of the day.
by ManMan36 April 14, 2016
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self dicking

When you are being a dick to yourself, and yourself only.
I'm self dicking. I used cheat codes to intentionally make this video game as hard as possible.
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one cheeked

Stop trying to rebut me with your one cheeked remarks.
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symphysy

The longest word in the modern English language without A E I O or U. Obviously rarely used today. According to Wikipedia, it refers to "The fusion of two bodies, or two parts of a body." Twyndyllyngs is a longer English word, but it is archaic.
That is a symphysy.
by ManMan36 March 12, 2016
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butt time

The amount of time a person spends sitting in an average day.
Hey, I'm sure that guy's butt time is at least six hours.
by ManMan36 May 20, 2016
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