39 definitions by ManMan36
by ManMan36 May 23, 2016
A condition where the person is compulsively staring at their phone no matter the situation. They are completely oblivious to the outside world (hence "blindness"). These people are extremely annoying to their surroundings (especially when they are doing the ol' text 'n walk), and while doing so can put themselves and others in danger.
by ManMan36 May 17, 2016
Person A: Who is the richest person on the planet?
Person B.: Why Billy O. Naire of course.
Person C: Actually, Bill Gates
Person B.: Why Billy O. Naire of course.
Person C: Actually, Bill Gates
by ManMan36 June 9, 2016
by ManMan36 May 20, 2016
The tool of choice when you decide you don't want your TV anymore. The TV is put out of its misery by means of smashing.
by ManMan36 February 5, 2016
Everyone has experienced a shitty day at some point in their lives. Some of these days are so bad that positive terms like yes are not okay to describe it. That is where nosterday comes in. It is a term used whenever you do not wish to use the yes in yesterday and need a suitable alternative.
Frank: Hey, how were you yesterday?
John: Awful. I got fired from my job, the bank foreclosed my house, and my drug dealer got arrested. It was an utter nosterday.
John: Awful. I got fired from my job, the bank foreclosed my house, and my drug dealer got arrested. It was an utter nosterday.
by ManMan36 March 29, 2016
The amount of youtube subscribers a youtube channel gains in an average day. This number can only be found using an external source.
by ManMan36 May 8, 2016