23 definitions by Malcolm Turntable
Bill Clinton is baraknaphobic.
by Malcolm Turntable June 19, 2009
by Malcolm Turntable June 19, 2009
The belief that if you stay in a grotty caravan one year, you will get a luxury caravan the next. Unfortunately this isn't yet proved, and as a result this world has many unsatisfied holidaygoers.
by Malcolm Turntable June 19, 2009
1) The use of checkers pieces in a game of chess. Nobody wins because nobody knows what pieces can move where as they are all the same
2) The phrase used when a "king chesser" is unable to move without being caught.
2) The phrase used when a "king chesser" is unable to move without being caught.
by Malcolm Turntable June 19, 2009
The interuption of a fry-up by the postman, so you have only time to cook the beans before you read the post. This results in the beans being served atop the post.
"honey, im running late for work...here's the post though"
"oh i'll just cook you some beans on post quickly then"
"oh i'll just cook you some beans on post quickly then"
by Malcolm Turntable June 19, 2009
The angry spectre rumoured to haunt many Oxfam shops. Some say it is the ghost of cheap stuffed animals sold there, but evidence is scarce.
The Oxfam Beast devoured the elderly woman browsing the book shelf.
...She never did find the book she was looking for.
...She never did find the book she was looking for.
by Malcolm Turntable June 19, 2009
by Malcolm Turntable June 19, 2009