"did you see England v Mexico?"
"ye, that megatroninho scored an awesome 520' double kickflip overhead backspace with a twist.
"ye, that megatroninho scored an awesome 520' double kickflip overhead backspace with a twist.
by Malcolm Turntable June 19, 2009
The angry spectre rumoured to haunt many Oxfam shops. Some say it is the ghost of cheap stuffed animals sold there, but evidence is scarce.
The Oxfam Beast devoured the elderly woman browsing the book shelf.
...She never did find the book she was looking for.
...She never did find the book she was looking for.
by Malcolm Turntable June 19, 2009
by Malcolm Turntable June 19, 2009
by Malcolm Turntable June 19, 2009
The hotfooted dance you do when your bare feet are exposed to snow, and as a result you begin shuffling around.
"holy christ it's cold out here...oh no i appear to have forgotten my shoes too"
Jim then performed an explicit version of The Alaskan Shuffle.
Jim then performed an explicit version of The Alaskan Shuffle.
by Malcolm Turntable June 19, 2009
The interuption of a fry-up by the postman, so you have only time to cook the beans before you read the post. This results in the beans being served atop the post.
"honey, im running late for work...here's the post though"
"oh i'll just cook you some beans on post quickly then"
"oh i'll just cook you some beans on post quickly then"
by Malcolm Turntable June 19, 2009
by Malcolm Turntable June 19, 2009