Definitions by Malcolm Turntable

refundable gambling 

The desirable name given to casino's who insist on only giving money away, and returning any lost.

Tim was very rich after a night of amphetamines and refundable gambling.

refundable gambling by Malcolm Turntable June 19, 2009

Secretary Terrorist 

The slang name/identity used to describe most undercover explosive experts.

"hello Bin Laden, i'm your secretary terrorist" Said the undercover FBI agent.

Secretary Terrorist by Malcolm Turntable June 19, 2009

eco-lieutenant 

The name given to an eco-warrior who has earned the next rank.

Al Gore was always jealous of his brother; a chief eco-lieutenant.

eco-lieutenant by Malcolm Turntable June 19, 2009

beans on post

The interuption of a fry-up by the postman, so you have only time to cook the beans before you read the post. This results in the beans being served atop the post.

"honey, im running late for work...here's the post though"

"oh i'll just cook you some beans on post quickly then"

beans on post by Malcolm Turntable June 19, 2009

The Alaskan shuffle

The hotfooted dance you do when your bare feet are exposed to snow, and as a result you begin shuffling around.

"holy christ it's cold out here...oh no i appear to have forgotten my shoes too"

Jim then performed an explicit version of The Alaskan Shuffle.

The Alaskan shuffle by Malcolm Turntable June 19, 2009

Holy barnicles 

A blaspheous word used in conjunction with a loud screech when scared.

"Holy barnicles, it's alive!"

Holy barnicles by Malcolm Turntable June 19, 2009

The Oxfam Beast 

The angry spectre rumoured to haunt many Oxfam shops. Some say it is the ghost of cheap stuffed animals sold there, but evidence is scarce.

The Oxfam Beast devoured the elderly woman browsing the book shelf.

...She never did find the book she was looking for.

The Oxfam Beast by Malcolm Turntable June 19, 2009