The sudden occurance of nervousness located inside your feet during interviews (i.e throbbing) and as a result, you run away to a nearby non-jewish foot masseure.
Jeremius was scared about his weatherman interview, and as a result he jewfooted it to a nearby foot masseure operated by an irishman named Ted.
by Malcolm Turntable June 18, 2009
The belief that if you stay in a grotty caravan one year, you will get a luxury caravan the next. Unfortunately this isn't yet proved, and as a result this world has many unsatisfied holidaygoers.
by Malcolm Turntable June 19, 2009
by Malcolm Turntable June 19, 2009
by Malcolm Turntable June 19, 2009
The interuption of a fry-up by the postman, so you have only time to cook the beans before you read the post. This results in the beans being served atop the post.
"honey, im running late for work...here's the post though"
"oh i'll just cook you some beans on post quickly then"
"oh i'll just cook you some beans on post quickly then"
by Malcolm Turntable June 19, 2009
by Malcolm Turntable June 19, 2009
"I think I left the teabags on one of the shelves"
"second draw down, first plateboard?"
"that's the one"
"second draw down, first plateboard?"
"that's the one"
by Malcolm Turntable June 19, 2009