Malcolm Turntable's definitions

Ali F

The predessesor to Ali G, who is poised to be taken over by Ali H.

Ali F fought in Vietnam. This was much more hardcore than Ali G fighting in West Side.

by Malcolm Turntable June 19, 2009

eco-lieutenant

The name given to an eco-warrior who has earned the next rank.

Al Gore was always jealous of his brother; a chief eco-lieutenant.

by Malcolm Turntable June 19, 2009

whelephant

The offspring of a whale and an elephant, usually born with birth defects.

The RSPCA were sent out to rescue a beached whelephant on the River Thames.

by Malcolm Turntable June 19, 2009

plateboard

The old alternative to a cupboard.

"I think I left the teabags on one of the shelves"

"second draw down, first plateboard?"

"that's the one"

by Malcolm Turntable June 19, 2009

The Alaskan shuffle

The hotfooted dance you do when your bare feet are exposed to snow, and as a result you begin shuffling around.

"holy christ it's cold out here...oh no i appear to have forgotten my shoes too"

Jim then performed an explicit version of The Alaskan Shuffle.

by Malcolm Turntable June 19, 2009

The Oxfam Beast

The angry spectre rumoured to haunt many Oxfam shops. Some say it is the ghost of cheap stuffed animals sold there, but evidence is scarce.

The Oxfam Beast devoured the elderly woman browsing the book shelf.

...She never did find the book she was looking for.

by Malcolm Turntable June 19, 2009

Grunge sponge

An extremely happy person amidst a room of depressed people who tries to cheer everyone up.

"dude i'm depressed.." :(

"Come bake cookies with me then happy child!" :)

"ahh man, you're such a grunge sponge"

by Malcolm Turntable June 19, 2009