Secretary Terrorist

The slang name/identity used to describe most undercover explosive experts.

"hello Bin Laden, i'm your secretary terrorist" Said the undercover FBI agent.

by Malcolm Turntable June 19, 2009

beans on post

The interuption of a fry-up by the postman, so you have only time to cook the beans before you read the post. This results in the beans being served atop the post.

"honey, im running late for work...here's the post though"

"oh i'll just cook you some beans on post quickly then"

by Malcolm Turntable June 19, 2009

Ali F

The predessesor to Ali G, who is poised to be taken over by Ali H.

Ali F fought in Vietnam. This was much more hardcore than Ali G fighting in West Side.

by Malcolm Turntable June 19, 2009

Fritzls

A sugar coated pretzel shaped into one of Josef Fritzl's DNA strands.

"dude, you gotta try one of these Fritzls"

by Malcolm Turntable June 19, 2009

dust calls

The receiving of a telephone call from a third world country.

"hey Margerat, who was that?"

"just another one of those dust calls again"

by Malcolm Turntable June 19, 2009

douchefag

The combined name given to a douchebag and/or a fag.

"eurgh, that Harvey is such a douchefag"

by Malcolm Turntable June 19, 2009

plateboard

The old alternative to a cupboard.

"I think I left the teabags on one of the shelves"

"second draw down, first plateboard?"

"that's the one"

by Malcolm Turntable June 19, 2009