Malcolm Turntable's definitions

refundable gambling

The desirable name given to casino's who insist on only giving money away, and returning any lost.

Tim was very rich after a night of amphetamines and refundable gambling.

by Malcolm Turntable June 19, 2009

Secretary Terrorist

The slang name/identity used to describe most undercover explosive experts.

"hello Bin Laden, i'm your secretary terrorist" Said the undercover FBI agent.

by Malcolm Turntable June 19, 2009

eco-lieutenant

The name given to an eco-warrior who has earned the next rank.

Al Gore was always jealous of his brother; a chief eco-lieutenant.

by Malcolm Turntable June 19, 2009

beans on post

The interuption of a fry-up by the postman, so you have only time to cook the beans before you read the post. This results in the beans being served atop the post.

"honey, im running late for work...here's the post though"

"oh i'll just cook you some beans on post quickly then"

by Malcolm Turntable June 19, 2009

The Alaskan shuffle

The hotfooted dance you do when your bare feet are exposed to snow, and as a result you begin shuffling around.

"holy christ it's cold out here...oh no i appear to have forgotten my shoes too"

Jim then performed an explicit version of The Alaskan Shuffle.

by Malcolm Turntable June 19, 2009

The Oxfam Beast

The angry spectre rumoured to haunt many Oxfam shops. Some say it is the ghost of cheap stuffed animals sold there, but evidence is scarce.

The Oxfam Beast devoured the elderly woman browsing the book shelf.

...She never did find the book she was looking for.

by Malcolm Turntable June 19, 2009

Holy barnicles

A blaspheous word used in conjunction with a loud screech when scared.

"Holy barnicles, it's alive!"

by Malcolm Turntable June 19, 2009