Malcolm Turntable's definitions

beans on post

The interuption of a fry-up by the postman, so you have only time to cook the beans before you read the post. This results in the beans being served atop the post.

"honey, im running late for work...here's the post though"

"oh i'll just cook you some beans on post quickly then"

by Malcolm Turntable June 19, 2009

dust calls

The receiving of a telephone call from a third world country.

"hey Margerat, who was that?"

"just another one of those dust calls again"

by Malcolm Turntable June 19, 2009

douchefag

The combined name given to a douchebag and/or a fag.

"eurgh, that Harvey is such a douchefag"

by Malcolm Turntable June 19, 2009

refundable gambling

The desirable name given to casino's who insist on only giving money away, and returning any lost.

Tim was very rich after a night of amphetamines and refundable gambling.

by Malcolm Turntable June 19, 2009

cereal, man

A substitute for the word OK.

"sorry dude, i ate the last brownie"

"ahh it's totally cereal, man"

by Malcolm Turntable June 19, 2009

dwarfed giant

The average height for a human being.

Gaylorn was 1m 85cm tall. He is definately a dwarfed giant.

by Malcolm Turntable June 19, 2009

Grunge sponge

An extremely happy person amidst a room of depressed people who tries to cheer everyone up.

"dude i'm depressed.." :(

"Come bake cookies with me then happy child!" :)

"ahh man, you're such a grunge sponge"

by Malcolm Turntable June 19, 2009