mappy

A mappy is a word created to describe an african american woman with extremely nappy hair.

Ohhhh mahhh gawdddd, look at her, she is soooo mappy, I cant beleive this shit

by Malcolm January 30, 2005

Cunter

To be used in conjunction (for added emphasis) with "cunting" in describing a person (usually a man) who is a cunt.

Listen to me you cunting cunter, if you park in my space again I'll

by Malcolm April 28, 2004

candy rain

Male sexual fluids. Semen.

She drank down his candy rain.

by Malcolm January 25, 2004

DigitalGunfire

It is the best irc channel on irc.freenode.net (theres also some music thing associated with it)

#DigitalGunfire is the shit, y0

by malcolm June 16, 2004

slut pop

Popular music sung by nubile females dressed in as little as possible in film clips to attract male viewers. Their singing ability is typically inverse to their looks.

Christina Aguilera

by Malcolm March 29, 2003

jonmac

The act of bedding three different women in any 24 hour period.

Guy 1 "Hey man, what you doin' tonight?"

Guy 2 "Nuthin much, jus' bangin' Chrystal"

Guy 1 "Fo' real. You finna get your jonmac bro!"

Guy 2 "Shamone, I'm the Mo Fo Man!"

Guy 1 "Word"

by Malcolm July 19, 2004

Malcolmed

a. Intoxicated with alcohol liquor to the point of impairment of physical and mental faculties
b. Caused or influenced by intoxication

also known as:
Adjectives drunk, tipsy; intoxicated; inebrious, inebriate, inebriated; in one's cups; in a state of intoxicationn.; temulent, temulentive; fuddled, mellow, cut, boozy, fou, fresh, merry, elevated; flustered, disguised, groggy, beery; top-heavy; potvaliant, glorious; potulent; squiffy; overcome, overtaken; whittled, screwed, tight, primed, corned, raddled, sewed up, lushy, nappy, muddled, muzzy, obfuscated, maudlin; crapulous, dead drunk.

I am malcolmed

by Malcolm November 29, 2003