ZERONAUT

A person who is either empty headed; or always seemingly in some other planet and space.

This guy is really brilliant but most of the time he is a straight up ZERONAUT. Some people think he’s empty minded... he’s more than different. Alien is more like it!

by Major Thomas Randle November 30, 2018

Oh My Blah...

The sarcastic version of OMG; where there is nothing amazing about the subject.

Did that really happen??? Oh My Blah...
Who cares.

by Major Thomas Randle October 04, 2019

Text Guessage

A text message that is not understood by the recipient/s; due to spelling and formatting. Often containing anagrams that are uncommon and/or incorrect.

My brother sent me a TEXT GUESSAGE ...again, which made no sense to me because it was like reading Morse Code!!!

by Major Thomas Randle December 19, 2018

Amateur-Biotic

A ‘probiotic aid’ that doesn’t work well for you; and others who expected immediate results.

I think my probiotic is actually an AMATEUR-BIOTIC because it has not worked well for my system.

by Major Thomas Randle September 19, 2018

Yapping Yoda

A person who attempts great wisdom by yelling and yapping nonsense. Thinking that the speed and over emoting will make others listen.

I was watching this YAPPING YODA on news today, and it was so loud and crazy that I wondered how this person was reporting anything!

by Major Thomas Randle February 16, 2019

Picket Fence

Another name for the proposed ‘Boder Wall’ between the US and Mexico.

If (or when) the proposed ‘Border Wall’ is built... it will be more of a PICKET FENCE; because of all the protests and picketing!

by Major Thomas Randle March 18, 2019

Dogorithims

The algorithms that dogs use for solving problems (e.g.: finding food, getting tummy scratches, finding food, licking correctly, being lovable, finding food).

Doggies are all so wonderful because they use DOGORITHIMS vs. people’s algorithms. The systems are less complex; but impossible to refuse or surprise anyone.

by Major Thomas Randle January 09, 2019