Major Thomas Randle's definitions
by Major Thomas Randle October 31, 2018
Get the DDDmug. The seemingly only government department that matters now. Plus the soldiers being forced to leave their incredibly important work to be twisted into situations where our best leaders are leaving over a fence with no meaning.
After the last general and then secretaries in the cabinet have been literally forced out of doing their jobs to focus upon a border fence. The only meaningful job must be at the Department of The-fence!!!
by Major Thomas Randle December 26, 2018
Get the Department of The-fencemug. The knight of boils.
This medieval dude got his name (Sir Lancelot)... because he had to lance so many of his own boils!!!
by Major Thomas Randle September 25, 2018
Get the Sir Lancelotmug. The guy has great ideas but can’t write well because of his IVS. Always using the wrong vowels without spellcheck!
by Major Thomas Randle March 15, 2019
Get the IVSmug. This guy is so pathetic, it often seems he’s a pro at acting ridiculous. I think they call his disorder ‘Prothetical’.... something? Or not?
by Major Thomas Randle September 10, 2019
Get the Protheticalmug. This generation of ‘Virtuals’ are really techno digital genius’s. They are also moreover virtuous and racially enlightened. Although far less racist; they frustrate many older people due to their lack of anger....
by Major Thomas Randle September 17, 2018
Get the Virtualsmug. The Russian drug that combines Viagra, Adderall, Vodka, Tanning Spray, Mind Control and small hands... which is supplied to Trump by (VP™ Collusion Pharmacology Labs).
It took me a while... but it’s the Russian made VIAGDERALL pills (that Trump takes daily ); which is the ‘dope’ that Putin has on this president. Side effects include everything!
by Major Thomas Randle July 22, 2018
Get the VIAGDERALLmug.